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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 02:28 AM
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If my cat jumps on my balls again...
I'm serving cat-stew.

Dammit, he gets up on the mantle, then drops down on my 'nads. Then he acts all cute.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 02:36 AM
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1. Nice post, Roy
Edited on Thu Nov-08-07 02:39 AM by temeah
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 05:37 AM
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2. Roy wishes that kitty only jumped on his nads
instead of ripping this throat out.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:31 AM
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9. Careful what you wish for...
:grabsnads:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 05:58 AM
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3. What if you were a terrorist...
...who knew the location of a bomb set to go off in 24 hours in New York City? Would it be okay for the cat to jump on your balls then, carefully monitored by Kiefer Sutherland?
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Alter Ego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 08:45 AM
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4. Is it wrong that I laughed at this?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 08:49 AM
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5. Alright, your cat obviously knows that your 'nads are big, comfy and cushy
You should take it as a compliment
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:17 AM
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6. Nice Post - KITLER!!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:19 AM
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7. lol!
i love hearing your animal stories. hey, what kind of a dog do you have?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 09:19 AM
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8. So meaty
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