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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:53 PM
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Anyone Who Loves Miracle Whip Should Be Shot!
I mean it.... Yuck.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:54 PM
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1. hey!
shot? :scared:

why do you hate America???


:rofl: :rofl:


:hi:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:55 PM
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3. I am the antichrist
who is here to save your ass.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:56 PM
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5. good
my ass needs some savin'

now

GET BUSY!!!!!

:P

:rofl:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 08:14 PM
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12. Give me an "I." Give me a "B." Give me a "T." Give me an "L." Whaddusitspell?
SPK, you big goofball.
:hi:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 09:31 PM
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15. Gormy Cuss?
I can't spell :P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:55 PM
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2. No.
I love miracle whip.

On some occasions, it's better than pizza sauce or whipped cream. :9
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:56 PM
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4. I shoot you!
I do!
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:56 PM
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6. A Hellmans man, are you?
i'll bet you put it on hamburgers, don't ya?
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 08:02 PM
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8. I do!
and french frys, etc...



YUM!
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Nevernose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 09:37 PM
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16. Only way to make deviled eggs
At least until they stopped selling the devil's egg mix stuff -- I can't remember the name. And then my grandmother passed away, and we haven't made deviled eggs since.

Damn, now I'm on a mission for Thanksgiving...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 07:58 PM
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7. I agree ... yuck.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 08:54 PM
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13. Thank GOD
Someone with some fucking sense!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 08:04 PM
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9. And Hellman's coming with me!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 08:11 PM
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10. Works for me...That stuff seriously sucks ass
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 09:30 PM
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14. i am kicking this thread
Edited on Mon Nov-05-07 09:31 PM by Gilligan
and you can not stop me!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 10:18 PM
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20. I would not try to stop a woman on a mission
;)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 08:12 PM
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11. Yup!
:P ;) :)
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 10:05 PM
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17. Satan's Sputum. N/T.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 10:09 PM
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18. Only if they make me eat it.
If other people want to ingest the Phlegm of Cthulhu, that's just fine with me.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 10:14 PM
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19. I prefer it over mayo.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 10:20 PM
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21. That why I'm trying to overthrow Southpawkicker as emporer
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 10:43 PM
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22. And who will do the shooting?
The mayonnaise police?
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 10:45 PM
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23. MW rocks. nt.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 11:06 PM
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24. White bread + cold meat loaf + Miracle Whip = NIRVANA.
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susanna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 11:22 PM
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25. Shot?!
Well, my first inclination is to agree...BUT...

...then I take Hellman's (or Good Foods) mayonnaise all the time and mix it w/ sugar and/or vinegar and get a good approximation of Miracle Whip - for when I need that PARTICULAR flavor, of course.

But to shoot MW lovers? Well, that's just wrong. Mostly because I can ONLY eat bologna sandwiches with the aforementioned evil emollient OR a close substitute. Something about the uber-saltiness of bologna and the sweetness of MW; well, I'm just saying. ;-)
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-06-07 02:53 AM
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26. Shooting would be a bit too merciful...
there are more fitting punishments.
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