Proof that a steady diet of Taco Bell, Starbucks, Red Bull & cigarettes is good for you (BIG pic)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

:shudder:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Is that Anna Nicole Smith's corpse?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. She's starting to take on an Anna Nicole quality, isn't she?

:scared:

[SeattleGirl]

3. OMG, she SOOOOO needs to get some serious help.

:scared:

[Deja Q]

4. Those lips... collagen?

Or herpes?

:hide:

:(

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. According to the accompanying story on "The Superficial"...

...it's collagen.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/britney_spears_was_born_to_hav.php

[ironflange]

18. "There’s really nothing more attractive then a woman. . .

. . .whose lips look like they were slammed in a car door."

:rofl:

[Skittles]

11. "Trout Pout"

VERY unattractive

[matcom]

5. Chris Farley is ALIVE!

REJOICE!!!

:bounce:

[GRLMGC]

6. Hott!

Was that when she left her children in the car w/ her parenting coach while she shopped for chandeliers? I wonder how often she has visitation with her children.

[ruiner4u]

8. Id hit that...

with a baseball bat.

[cordelia]

9. Super Size Me

Right now.

[SecularMotion]

10. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Sorry, it had to be said.
:D

[StClone]

13. EEEeeeeeick!

That vid!

[StClone]

12. Meth and Cocaine Highballs

Friends say she's fried.

[FloridaJudy]

14. Are she and Amy Winehouse

In a race to see who croaks first?

They should use her picture in High School hygiene classes to illustrate the effects of drugs and alcohol! And I think she stole that handbag and the shades from my deceased Aunt Gladys. But poor Gladys had an excuse: she had cataracts, and couldn't see how dowdy she looked.

[flvegan]

15. I'd hook up with her.

I'd still hit it, plus, I'd be a good influence on her.

My reward? A kind act, a saved soul, a shiny new Ferrari.

[Dukkha]

16. In the immortal words of Dean Vernon Wormer...

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

19. That's so appropriate it hurts!

:rofl:

[YDogg]

17. her future's so bright, she's gotta wear shades?

her zipper doth protest too much

[KitchenWitch]

20. For someone who is as rich as she is, she sure looks like white trash.

[Beausoir]

21. Jesus...she needs a shower. STAT. She is filthy dirty.

How hard is it to find some running water and clean yourself?

[Aristus]

22. She needs to shave a little closer.

Her upper lip needs to be trimmed back a little...

[Arugula Latte]

23. Here's a "before" pic:

compare and contrast