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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:09 PM
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Poll question: Sex, chocolate, money or beer?
What is it?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:10 PM
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1. I will take the top three.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:11 PM
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2. Ah but you only get one
Sex is impossible to enjoy when you have chocolate. Beer makes chocolate nasty. Beer makes sex unenjoyable. Money goes away when you spend it on chocolate, sex or beer.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:13 PM
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3. Chocolate then
It satisfies two urges.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:16 PM
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5. Chococlate? Over good sex? Over good beer?
Money is something I can part with, as long as I get the other 3.

And Chocolate I can live without - it's lust is fleeting.

And beer - I don't need it.

But I think a life without sex is downright impossible.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:18 PM
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7. Well, I have an allergy to beer. And really good chocolate can bring me
to the same place that really good sex does, euphoria-wise... So, yes, chocolate.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:44 PM
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33. I disagree heartily
sex and chocolate go hand in hand. or ...ahem.. other parts.

Beer and chocolate is amazing - try a cream stout (Mackison) or a Guinness with a fudge brownie and you will be convinced. Yum! I don't even like beer much, but it's really good together.

and drunken sex is fun, you just need to be prepared for SRIs*

I can do without the money, the beer, and maybe chocolate if I have sex.


(sex related injuries)
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:13 PM
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4. Sad to say, money
it will buy the others, although sex is a poor substitute for love.

And a poorer substitute for love+sex.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:18 PM
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8. But what if you are just limited to one...
Money without chocolate, sex or beer is a life not worth living.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:17 PM
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6. Yes.
:evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:18 PM
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9. I like the cut of your jib!
:evilgrin:
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:45 PM
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17. A lot of women seem to say that to me.
...and then I wake up.

:rofl:
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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 11:03 PM
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29. Oh please...
they probably say it when you're awake, too... :rofl:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:26 PM
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10. Sex
then a beer! :beer: :bounce:

or a beer before.

Whatever as long as it's sex and beer. Beer and sex!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:28 PM
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11. That depends on what the question is.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:28 PM
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12. Sure why not
:evilgrin:

:rofl:
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:28 PM
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13. You got lots of money, you can afford the other three.
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:36 PM
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14. Sex definitely, I've got money and can buy chocolate and beer....
Well I guess I could "buy" sex too, but I just don't roll that way.

MZr7
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:38 PM
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15. I get sex all the time anyway, and it is better than money :)
So I will take the sex, experience has showed me it has made me happier than money.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 06:43 PM
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16. Can I vote for "peace and quiet?"
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 07:10 PM
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18. I'll go with the trifecta - sex, money, and beer
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 07:14 PM
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19. Sex. What good is money without sex? Nothing.
Sex (or shall I say sweet, sweet lovemaking), not money, is needed for happy contentment. Money helps, but lovemaking is a must.

Chocolate and beer? Nice and all, but a distant 3 and 4.
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 07:43 PM
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20. Sex obviously!
Money is just the means to the end, and intrinsically worthless...

Beer and chocolate? Palliatives...

Sex? The biological imperative!
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 07:48 PM
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21. Substitute rum for #4
and I'll take the whole set, kthnx.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 08:05 PM
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22. Sex.
Definitely my top choice. :evilgrin:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 08:06 PM
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23. Sex.
I had money without sex for years. Now I have sex and no money and I'll take the latter, now and forEVER. :D
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 08:47 PM
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25. Hey, how you been?
Your postings been a bit scarce lately!

Survive the 'hurricane' we got?

:P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:39 PM
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31. I know it; I was studying, then I got sick and now I've started my "internship"
which means I'm not around most of the day. In between all this, I am alternately madly in love or brokenhearted, so my day is full. :P

Really, I'm doing rather well. How about you, mainegreen? And what about new kid pix? I haven't seen anything recent, like Halloween pics. :hi:
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 08:10 PM
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24. Sexual Chocolate!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 09:29 PM
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26. Sex
They're all good, but if I had to pick that which I'd want most of.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 09:44 PM
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27. Sure - can you deliver?
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 10:01 PM
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28. I'll take money for 500, Alex.
Sorry, I love chocolate and I like beer fine, but I still think money is my choice. I can't always make money, but I can ALWAYS masturbate...


Laura

Please note, in an ideal world I'm getting laid with good champagne and dark chocolate covered strawberies as a follow up. I do hope this is not a choice I ever am forced to make in real life!
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From The Ashes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-04-07 11:05 PM
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30. Sex...
...I'll pass on the beer and chocolate is awesome but not as awesome as sex.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:41 PM
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32. Money.
I can use said money to buy sex and chocolate, and I don't drink beer.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:45 PM
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34. Its a toss up
between sex and beer.......



mmmmmmm beer.....
mmmmmmmm sex.....



lost

:shrug: :shrug:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 04:48 PM
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35. Its Money
You can buy beer and sex with money.... :hi:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-05-07 05:25 PM
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36. First, you get the sugar. Next, you get the money.
Then...you get the women!
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