My new goal in life is to win a DUzy Award. Tell me what it will take.

[BlueIris]

Poll question: My new goal in life is to win a DUzy Award. Tell me what it will take.

Screw finishing my novel, finishing grad school, starting my own business, climbing a mountain and taking over the world. All of my attention will now be fixed on securing myself one of those awesome DUzy Awards that make me wet myself with laughter every week. Tell me, Loungers, what's the best way for me to get a DUzy?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. DS1 has 25. So, short, snark, witty is the key.

[BlueIris]

2. Aren't you supposed to be going to jail for killing a dog right now?

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Shh. I'm incognito.

And the dog has stopped barking. Coicidence? I think not.

[Gormy Cuss]

5. DS1 is short?

It wasn't obvious from the pictures he posts.
:P

[flvegan]

9. That's Diebold for you.

[SoCalDem]

16. DS1 has too much time on his hands.. He COUNTED them???

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

4. I may be convinced to hold off on the poem threads today if I get some constructive advice.

Just sayin'.

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Inclusion of the poetry threads option in the poll makes the OP

a DUzy candidate.:-)

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I like the poem threads. I don't always post in them, but I do read them.

[BlueIris]

11. ...You do? Holy crap.

Never figured you for a poetry fan. My apologies if I was wrong.

[Perseid]

7. the best way?

don't be me!

[flvegan]

8. Consistent snark and/or wiseassery.

If it's a natural for you, go with the first thing that pops in your head

[Generic Brad]

12. I have no idea

And I made it there twice this past week being deadly serious. I am always serious. Seriously.

[JTG of the PRB]

13. Other. It's UNPOSSIBLE.

I have one trick left up my sleeve, and that'll probably appear sometime in the next few weeks. If THAT doesn't get my DUzy nominated, then I'm giving up until the NEXT great DUzy scheme pops into my head.

[Inchworm]

14. Know what...

this has entered my mind.

It seems snarkiness is a Gawd! lol

:rofl:

[NV Whino]

15. You have to stock up on snark

[Deja Q]

17. A week in Acapulco with me...

:evilgrin:

[krispos42]

18. Take the first thing that pops into your head...

...stretch it out to a logical and absurd conclusion, mix with hyperbole (not hyperbola), and you're well on your way.