My very first caption this(by Kenner)! Who's screaming now?

[Pale Blue Dot]

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1. "So I say, 'Bring 'em on!' They just hate freedom, is all.

And democracy. They also hate like telephone companies and colonialism. They don't even drive-thru banks and stuff, and they'd get rid of all our pizza-parlors and make us drink tea made out of camel-dung instead of coffee, and no Cartoon Channel if they win. T.v. will be filled with a bunch of mullas jabbering something about Mecca and stuff. And if they win, they'll get rid on not only the superbowl, but all the playoff games and even the NFL itself and our national passtime will be riding horses through the dust trying to grab a bull's head or something. We'll have to turn out stadiums into mosques, and all our ice-cream will melt when they turn off our electricity cause they hate our freedoms so much. Got it?"