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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 02:17 AM
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Did you know that if you eat three bags of Skittles
and a block of cheese, you'll shit a Rubik's cube?

:rofl:

So said a standup comic I saw last night.
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 02:25 AM
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1. I ate a Nixon & a Mao and
crapped out a Cheney.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 02:31 AM
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2. And where do you perform?
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 02:40 AM
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3. Actually, I am an entertainer, musician, singer-song writer, ad lib comic (semi-retired)
But enough about me.

The joke you posted is very funny & fresh; I just couldn't resist exploring variations on the theme. ;)
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 04:50 AM
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4. :spray:
:spray: :rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 04:52 AM
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5. "Run 'em up there again, Denehey- this time I'll just do the red sides!"
;)



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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 07:35 AM
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7. "Suck my knob, Police Woman!"
:rofl:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-26-07 07:32 AM
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6. WHO YOU CALLING BAG ?
I WILL KICK SOME RUBIK-CUBE ASS
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