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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:05 PM
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Because I don't want to suffer alone...
Dear God. I have no words.

http://www.objectiveministries.org /

The kids section is particularly charming. :puke:
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:10 PM
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1. In the kid's drawing with Jesus on the bed with him, is Timmy peeing on himself?
And why does Jesus look like Satan?
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:12 PM
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3. Yeeeah...
Those can be somewhat... interesting. 0.o :P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:11 PM
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2. Okay, now I'm going to be ill.
x(

Wow. Just... wow. :(
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:13 PM
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6. I know
I got so angry with the part about infiltrating a Druidic "cult." I've been studying pagan faiths for a while now, and their "facts" are absolute B.S. x(

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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:15 PM
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10. It's amazing how flexible their idea of truth is.
I hate people who think they have a god given right to harass anyone, anywhere, at any time, under any circumstances so long as they're preaching about God. But anyone who wants to be left alone is violating THEIR rights.
:nuke:

I want to reach through the computer and start slapping people. x(
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:19 PM
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16. Exactly.
This got my blood pressure up. I love their advice to kids about 'encountering' atheists like they're some kind of wild animal. :eyes:
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:12 PM
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4. Why do Fundie websites always look like shit?
Not even the content...I'm just talking about the layouts/colors/fonts/etc.

Why does God hate decent HTML? What has it ever done to Him?


;)
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:14 PM
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9. *snerk*
I've noticed that... I suppose in their extreme zeal for "saving" people, they lose all caring about the format. :P
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knitter4democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:13 PM
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5. Laughing my ass off at the creation "facts"!
http://www.objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedit...

Really. Really?! Oh. my. goodness. Really.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:14 PM
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7. do you go out looking for these?
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:15 PM
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12. Good gracious no
My roommate made me look at it this afternoon, and since then it's been like watching a really awful car wreck. :P
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:14 PM
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8. Does your mother know you visit these sites???!
Do we need to do an intervention?????





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:16 PM
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14. Ha!
Well, not yet. But their very persuasive methods and facts just might sway me. :sarcasm: :P
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 06:10 PM
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41. I do now!
;)



:rofl:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:15 PM
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11. I love the pic of the kid grabbing jesus' ass
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:26 PM
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24. all those pics of "Jesus" were smarmy, weren't they?
And eerily similar to be drawn by different "kids", eh?

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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:44 PM
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33. True eom
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 06:02 PM
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37. We all know damned well those were drawn
by one person with MSPaint or some other similar software. It's just one more damned lie on that site.
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:16 PM
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13. This is a joke...right?
Right?! :scared: Please, someone restore my faith in humanity...

~Cabcere (who is a Christian, but not a hate-filled fanatic)
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:18 PM
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15. I wish!
It's sites/people like this that make Christianity look bad. :scared:

~Lelapin, who was more or less raised Christian
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:19 PM
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17. I particularly enjoyed this page...
http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown /


They're upset about Landover Baptist, proving once again that Fundies have no sense of humor.
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:20 PM
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19. I just...
...have no words. Wow. :scared:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:21 PM
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21. At first I thought that this site was a take-off of Landover Baptist...
and then I saw that page and realized these people are for real. :scared: :crazy:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 06:07 PM
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39. No, they're not.
It's a parody.

Did you know that in the Garden of Eden,
dinosaurs were vegetarians (plant eaters)?
God told us so in the Bible (Gen. 1:30)!
Creation Science researchers think that God
gave T. Rex his sharp teeth to crack open
coconuts! Isn't that cool?
This is parody


This is parody


And this is TOTALLY parody
cool, but parody

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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:19 PM
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18. Amazing true vocabulary
triclavianism
infralapsarianism
prosopon
hypostatic
homoousian
supra-adult
Agapic vertigo
Waldensian protoanabaptism
syncopated doxology
paedobaptism
missiological
manumission
soteriological
ultramontane
adiaphoric

All found on this one page: http://www.objectiveministries.org/pastorscorner /
I am sure there are many other multisyllabic gems elsewhere on the site.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:24 PM
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22. And I'm guilty of 7 or 8 of these heresies.
Just did a little paedobaptisin' Sunday morning, followed by a syncopated doxology (on a horse, a pretty good horse...). Then the family of the victim took me out to lunch. Where I shared with them my soteriological infralapsarianism. It turns out they were supralapsarian. So, as you can imagine, hilarity ensued.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:44 PM
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34. Was anyone treated
for Agapic vertigo?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:46 PM
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35. I hand out prophylactics for that
before any paedobaptism. Ya don't work in this business for 21 years without picking up a little wisdom along the way!!
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knitter4democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:27 PM
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25. That page is massively disturbing.
*shudder*

Messed up thinking all over it. The way he writes, though, I could see some thinking it's all logical and true. I sure hope no one falls for that crap.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:21 PM
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20. I just love the call to close down the Landover baptist site for anti-Christian beliefs in America.
http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown /


OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown

By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff

Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.




:crazy:
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:26 PM
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23. no evil coffee, but buy our energy drink:
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:28 PM
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26. ABSTINENCE SHORTS???


These boxer shorts feature the Zounds YRM logo with the inspirational words "Radically Abstinent, Saved & Saving it!" A great way to show the youths that abstinence is "where it's at".

Enjoy the roomy comfort of our sexy boxers as underwear or sleepwear. Theyre 100% cotton, open flyfor thinking outside the boxers. Boxers, because you dont want to be brief.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:31 PM
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27. OMG! It's Landover Baptist!
I wondered what happened to them!!
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:34 PM
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28. No, it's a legit bunch of Fundies
who are trying to get Landover Baptist shut down...

http://www.objectiveministries.org/shutdown /
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:34 PM
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29. Exposed as a fraud...
...thanks to expert investigative journalists working for OM. Apparently Betty Bowers isn't even a real person, much less a Baptist.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:34 PM
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30. 'Brendon drew him and me skate boarding! YAY!'


"By riding on the base of God's skate board
we can zip past all the bad things!
ISN'T SKATE BOARDING COOL?"




And if you ride GOD's skate board, YOU DON'T NEED A HELMET! YAY! :bounce:

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siouxsiecreamcheese Donating Member (534 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:40 PM
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31. it's a parody website
I remember seeing this site linked from landover baptist(another fundie parody site)

I don't think a real christian website would have an "all your base" reference.
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:41 PM
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32. Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew is clearly the cool one of the bunch
Although I'm not sure what he's doing spending his time with those peeps when he could be enjoying some tasty hamentashen over at shul...

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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 05:52 PM
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36. ATTENTION HELL-MART SHOPPERS


HAHAHAHAHA
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 06:02 PM
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38. Damn! They're on to us!
Edited on Wed Oct-24-07 06:04 PM by gmoney
"The so-called "American Atheists" -- an oxymoron if ever there was -- is the largest Atheist organization operating in our nation. They have as their logo (fig. 5) what is clearly a combination of a nuclear atom with a missile head, such as the nuclear warheads used by the Soviets (fig. 6). They claim this logo is merely symbolic of their worship of science, but its true purpose is to signal to their compatriots their goal to obtain nuclear devices to use against Christians."

How are those plans going to create a nuclear device that would only target fundies?
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 06:09 PM
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40. Oh Lelapin
I wish M hadn't found this site. :(


"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!"

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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 06:18 PM
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42. That's hilarious
If someone did that to me, I'd be tempted to start screaming and waving my arms wildly, running after them. :P
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-24-07 06:20 PM
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43. *snort*
and you *would* too!

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