I found out tonight my life is going to be cut short, (New Ice Cream Store)

[BlueJazz]

I pride myself on my health and taking care of my Diet.

Well...tonight a new "Mom and Pop" ice cream parlor ...not a brand name...a true family operation.

So..I go in there and they have 120 flavors...nice people also.
Lady asked me what I like ...
I say: Coconut, whip cream, and ah...the usual.

She goes over to a large vat and brings me a sample..
She says: Try this...it's Coconut, Cake and REAL whipped Cream in a Base.

I took a big Bite and I swear, Tears of Joy nearly Flowed from my unworthy eyes...I mean, I had found the True meaning of Life...the elixir of Happiness...The complete endorsement of my existence.

I brought home a 1/2 gallon of this magical semi-fluid.

I'm a happy Man....Loaded with Cholesterol but happy.

[lizziegrace]

1. I'm very sorry to hear you won't be with us much longer

but I'm glad you're going out so very, very happy. ;)

[Sugar Smack]

2. D'you ever start giggling when food is THAT good?

I do. I can't help it.:9

[lost-in-nj]

3. Oh yeah, I know what you mean

we have one here.....

BUT they close for the winter.....

:(


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