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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:49 PM Original message |
Anyone know any good Jesus jokes? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. I know a couple... |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Thats one of my favorites..... |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:11 PM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Ok before this thread get locked...... |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:59 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. The first one... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:00 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Ayup. |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:03 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I had to have a catalogue of jokes on hand as a bartender. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
2. What were Jesus' last 7 words on the cross? |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 03:14 PM Response to Reply #2 |
35. Paul wasn't there and he was Saul then. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 11:53 AM Response to Reply #2 |
51. Ow, God Dammit, this really fucking hurts.... |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
3. This works better with a visual too: |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
4. knock knock |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
5. Ok this one requires a visual as well...... |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
9. more a Jehovah joke, but it does mention Jesus |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:06 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Jesus, St. Peter, and St. Paul are playing golf. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
10. Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf. |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:07 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Great minds think alike. |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
13. How do we know Jesus was Italian? |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:14 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. No, Jesus was Black |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:15 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. you guys are cracking me up |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:17 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. I like the "Jesus was a woman" quip: |
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pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 10:32 AM Response to Reply #13 |
45. Italian because . . . |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
15. Here's a shortened version of one |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 06:37 PM Response to Reply #15 |
41. Yes, I'm not Cath but I know about her Immaculate Conception doctrine. |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
18. Did you know there was a 14th disciple Larry? |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
20. A cute T-shirt I saw on the Mall once |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. Why did Jesus cross the road? |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:43 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. My son told me that joke a few weeks ago. n/t |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
24. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
25. Short version of a long joke... |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 02:08 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. Ok thats the balls. I've got to remember that one. n/t |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
26. The real story of Jesus and the adulterous woman |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
27. So Jesus walks into a bar... |
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pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
29. Cheesey |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 02:32 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Just when I thought this thread had dried up, you throw that zinger!! |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
31. All right, you guys, enough of making fun of the kid! |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
32. This one's bad... |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 04:37 PM Response to Reply #32 |
38. "Don't do anything until I get back..." |
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Sweet Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
33. ... |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
34. We used to have lots of them on my kibbutz. |
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HERVEPA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
36. Did you hear about the new diet communion wafer. It's called... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
37. Mrs Jones was a good Catholic... |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
39. My how times change |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-18-07 06:29 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. .... I thought I was going to get crucified! pun intended? |
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pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
42. Jesus was a Honda Owner |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 09:45 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. I though he drove out the money-changers in a Fury. |
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pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 10:30 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Also road a motor bike apparently |
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pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 10:38 AM Response to Reply #43 |
47. It was an old Fury |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
46. Not a Jesus joke, but still a religious one... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
48. Another religious one... |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
49. what did the roman soldier say to jesus? |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 10:50 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. LOL!..I like that one... |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
50. Here ya go. |
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TBreeze (393 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
52. here's one |
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monktonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-19-07 10:30 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. I like that one alot |
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