Larry Craig vs. Matt Lauer

[KurtNYC]

Apparently Larry Criag said he doesn't use the internet and Matt Lauer said he doesn't know what cruising is.

So for those who missed the interview (as I did), here is my aprroximation of what took place:

ML: Senator Craig, welcome to NBC.
LC: NBC? what's that? Something gay ??
ML: Someone said you were cruising...whatever THAT is.
LC: I don't know what it is either. Why are you asking ME?
ML: Well I thought you might know because I sure don't.
LC: (flustered) Why would I know what cruising is?!
ML: (blushing) well.. me neither! I'm a naive virgin.
LC: Me too! I don't even know what the internet is!
ML: Well don't look at me... I don't go near websites. I'm afraid of spiders.
LC: I have never seen another human being naked.
ML: I have never seen MYSELF naked.
LC: I have never BEEN naked.
ML: I'm wearing two sets of clothing right now just to make sure that I am never naked.
LC: Only 2 sets? How risque! I'm wearing 2 sets of clothing plus a wetsuit.
ML: I'm as neutered as a GI Joe doll.
LC: Did you just tap your foot?
ML: Absolutely not. I had the stage manager glue my shoes to the floor before you came out.
LC: What !?! I have not yet "come out" !
ML: But you're sitting right here.
LC: That's not what I meant. In fact, I don't know what I meant by that statement....

[Gormy Cuss]

1. ...

:thumbsup:

[Vanje]

2. K&R ; What a wheeze!