Internet Tough Guy Quarterly

[DS1]

Now seen in GD :bounce:

[Beetwasher]

1. Don't Make Me Kick Your Ass!

I'm 6'4", 250 lbs and have a black belt in Karate!

[DS1]

3. Say that to my face

I'll stomp another hole in your ass

[Beetwasher]

4. Just Tell Me Where You Want To Meet

And I'll jump on my Harley and be right over and THEN we'll see!

[DS1]

5. oh uh

I live in Kamchatchka

maybe next time

[Beetwasher]

6. No Problem!

I can be there, I just have to get off work (I'm a professional bodyguard). Meet me by the 7-11 at 6pm. Get ready to have your ass kicked, jerk ass!

[DS1]

7. Fine

get ready for your beating, you'll know me from the sound of my enormous brass balls dragging along the ground

[krispos42]

11. Don't fuck with me, beeyatch...

Or I'll slash your credit rating! And change all of your passwords!



Grrrrr....

[eyepaddle]

14. It's all true,

except for that black belt thing.

Gosh, I'd sure like to lose about 15 pounds....sigh.

[flvegan]

2. Complete with army hotlink.

[datasuspect]

8. soldier of keyboard!!!!

yee haw.

that's some good shit bubba

[Bucky]

9. I've traced your ICP and now me & my Marine buddies coming over to your house!

Grrr

[DS1]

10. Marines are pussies

*scoff*

[Phillycat]

12. I'm posting my address! Come on over, bitches!

I'll knock you all down with my huge cock!

[DS1]

13. You would, if you'd stop standing on mine!

goddamn kids, get off my cock!