Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld Play ''Totally Hilarious'' Practical Joke on War Crimes Court of Justice

[The Sushi Bandit]

http://eng.faktume.se/permalink/2007/09/14/Bush_Cheney_Rumsfeld_Play_Totally_Hilarious_Practical_Joke_on_War_Crimes_Court.html

Texas, USA – After a late night of poker and cigar smoking at President Bush’s ranch in Crawford, Texas, the US Commander-in-Chief came up with a “totally hillarious” idea.

Bush explained: “I called the War Crimes Court in Den Haag on the secret line – I put it on speaker phone so we could all hear – and told judge Higgins that Dick and Rummy and me wanted to turn ourselves in. ‘Yo Higgy,’ I said. ‘We finally understand the horror we’ve unleashed on the Iraqis and Afghanis and all the unncessary deaths of American and Allied soldiers. All that death and injury and chaos. All that emotional pain. We want life sentences. We want to ease our souls by spending the rest of our days rotting in prision for the self-serving atrocities we’ve committed.’ Then Higgins says ‘Are you serious, Mister President?’ and I say ‘Am I serious? Shit, you fell for it. Now I owe Rummy 50 bucks. You outta your fucking mind? Can’t believe you bought that load of crap. If I hadn’t just lost $50, I’d say that’s hilarious. The boys and me were just playing cards and wanted to get your ass out of bed and say hello. It 4AM over there. Get back to sleep.”

[The Sushi Bandit]

1. LOL

kick!