The Actual Purpose of a GWB White House

[Boojatta]

If people have gotten used to the idea of a President who chokes on pretzels, then they will accept a President who chokes on hair balls.

If people have gotten used to the idea of a President who mangles the language, then they will accept a President who cannot speak, but merely says "meow."

Feline domination...

"Absurd", you say?

Nobody is taking precautions against it precisely because nobody believes it. And that's why it is destined to succeed.

[Cabcere]

1. Besides, a cat president will look GENIUS next to this one.

Even if it happened to be my Isabel, who once fell asleep under a halogen lamp and singed her fur. :crazy:

[SoxFan]

2. Or the late, great Tigey

She tried to climb into one of those skinny wine bottle bags, got it stuck on her head, ran around the kitchen like the Unknown Comic from the Gong Show, and proceeded to crash loudly into the dishwasher.

Sweetest little tabby in the world, but not the sharpest knife in the cutlery set...