I am SO ANGRY with you!

[redqueen]

You KNOW why!

And if you don't, well I'm sure not telling you!

x(

[Tyler Durden]

1. Not ME, certainly.

[redqueen]

4. ESPECIALLY you!

:grr:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. spankings all 'round

!

[redqueen]

5. Don't even try buttering me up with sexy talk!

It ain't gonna work!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

49. buttering you up?

mmmmmmmm buttered redqueen

[redqueen]

50. ahahahah

okay, maybe it'd work after all :P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. hee hee

:hug:

[DS1]

3. this has potential

[redqueen]

6. And you!

You are just DISGUSTING!

[DS1]

8. ...

[redqueen]

14. See?

That's exactly what I'm talking about!

[DS1]

16. again, I say

[WildEyedLiberal]

45. everything about that is wrong

:scared:

[In_The_Wind]

53. hahaha

you are always entertaining :thumbsup:

[_testify_]

7. I'll clean it up when I get home.

Sorry.

[redqueen]

11. Yeah you better.

:shrug:

[Hugin]

9. So?

:P

[redqueen]

12. Why I oughtta...

:spank:

[Hugin]

15. A little higher and to the left...

There's a spot there I can never quite reach.

ow! ow! ow!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

10. Hey, what'd I do?

I didn't do it - it was Dan!

[redqueen]

13. Sure, sure, sure... it's always Dan, isn't it?

:eyes:

[Dr. Strange]

17. Sorry

Check your inbox.

[redqueen]

20. Tease!

x(

[Dr. Strange]

31. What? You didn't get the picures of the clowns, priests, and animals?

Oops, I must have sent them to Skinner by mistake. Now he's gonna be mad at me!

[redqueen]

32. No...

you big teasey tease! :(

[MrCoffee]

18. sorry, i know that rug really tied the room together

i'll get it cleaned.

[redqueen]

19. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[Gormy Cuss]

21. I didn't do it.

I've tried to tell you that over and over but you're too pigheaded to listen.
x(

[redqueen]

24. I'll give you pigheaded, mister!

:nuke:

[Gormy Cuss]

27. See, there you go again.

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. I'm nobody's mister.

[redqueen]

28. Awwwww...

No role-playing?

[Gormy Cuss]

29. Oh all right, but only because you like Magog.

:+

[cobalt1999]

22. Are you my wife?

You sound like her.

:)

[redqueen]

25. heheheheheh

Gotta love it... "if you don't know I'm not tellng you"... 'the fuck is that shit supposed to mean? :rofl:

[hfojvt]

33. it means that the schmuck has been totally inconsiderate

and that his cluelessness only compounds the offense. It could be any number of things. Maybe walking into the house with mud all over his boots when I JUST WAXED THE FLOOR!!1! Maybe totally forgetting our anniversary. Maybe drinking milk straight out of the carton - again! Maybe walking into the house, plopping into a chair and turning on the 'game' when there's a carload of groceries to unload and two kids, which are yours too dammit, still strapped in car seats. It means, in short, that he needs to get his head out of his a$$ all by himself, because I am not gonna reach in there and get sh*t all over my hands to do it for you!!! :argh:

[redqueen]

34. Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

I get that some people are clueless idiots and need to come correct... but how is NOT giving someone who has already demonstrated their level of cluelessness a clue going to help matters?

:shrug:

Thank god for no-fault divorce, eh? :7

[Lady Freedom]

23. Well you deserved it!!

And if you don't know why, then I'm not telling YOU!!!:mad:

[redqueen]

26. Excellent!

Counter insanity with even more insanity.

:thumbsup:

[Lady Freedom]

30. It is a surviver instinct that one gets...

From living in Repuke Central!!

[texas1928]

35. And?

I am supposed to be worried?

[redqueen]

39. Nope!

I'm harmless. :)

[texas1928]

41. That's what I thought...

:P

[Parche]

36. I Dont Care

I will be on the beach in 2days........:bounce: :bounce: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[redqueen]

40. Braggart!

x(

[DS1]

44. dude, skip Waikiki beach (which is what you're looking at there)

and go around the island to far better beaches. avoid northshore, it just might kill you

[Parche]

46. Do they Have Pizza Delivery There?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[DS1]

47. only if you want the floss built into the crust

[radfringe]

37. if that's the way you feel about it - then I won't apologize

[redqueen]

42. Hahaha.. nice!

:)

[MissMillie]

38. damn! you're sexy when you're angry

:hi: ;)

[redqueen]

43. I know, right?

;)

:hi:

[One_Life_To_Give]

48. But you enjoyed it so much!

So don't go trying to lay some kind of guilt trip on me now.

[redqueen]

51. I'm only teasin...

do it again!

:bounce:

[triguy46]

52. I get this crap at work believe it or not.

[redqueen]

54. ...

:crazy:

[triguy46]

56. Oh it gets better...

He makes over $150,000 and has a doctorate. I got lucky and he resigned. Of course he resigned 3 other times this past year, but this one is for keeps.

[redqueen]

57. Well yay for that!

:D

I don't know how I'd react if I heard that nonsense at work... I would probably say things I'd regret (sort of) later.

[triguy46]

61. It took a while for me to get there.

he has a critical position, so there has always been a kind of hands off, he does good work. Its just that he has turned psycho.

[sasquatch]

55. I'm seious it's not mine I'm holding it for a friend

:yoiks:

[redqueen]

58. Share it and we'll call it even.

;)

[sasquatch]

59. .

:spank:

[BarenakedLady]

60. Who told you?

:hide:

[Jaap]

63. And after a fight..

..people make up right?

[redqueen]

64. Yeah they do! That's the fun part.

:hi:

How you doin?

[Jaap]

77. It's great here at DU!

(reply, off topic)

I really need this daily DU shot so I can start being optimistic again about the US.

It's was difficult for a (socialist - not communist) European (Amsterdam, The Netherlands) like me who was just watching the regular mainstream news media resources (NOT Fox) to not declare all Americans idiots (Sorry!). The war, the School shootings (Gun Laws, NRA, Mr. Alzheimer C. Heston) - Health Care system/situation - Schooling - Death Penalty issues etc. etc.

Please know I'm not saying Europe, or Holland is paradise - we've our (government) problems too!

I love Michael Moore, I'm a big guy (6'6") but I am not ashamed to tell you that I was crying at the end of 'SiCKO' when I saw those 9/11 rescue workers needed to go to Cuba to get proper health care.

But DU is great, I read great stories and replies from great people! I've been many times in the US and I love the country, and now I'm start loving (most of) the people again!

[martymar64]

65. Whaddya gonna do about it?

Yeah, thought so.

[redqueen]

68. You wanna find out?

Bend over, baby!

[martymar64]

72. Make me!

[redqueen]

73. That just gets me excited.

:bounce:

:D

Oooh I'm in a state!

[martymar64]

80. A glutton for punishment, eh?

}(

[QueenOfCalifornia]

66. Are you my husband?

[redqueen]

69. GOD no!

Do I look like a guy to you?

:cry:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

70. No...

But you learned his act pretty damned fast.

[SPKrazy]

67. Me?

I didnt do it!!!!!!

:yoiks:

[redqueen]

71. Sure... that's what they ALL say.

Tsk tsk...

[Dangerously Amused]

74. Yeah? So's your mother. Get in line.

:7

[DarkTirade]

75. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was YOUR dog...

And I didn't mean to back up again. Twice.

[bigwillq]

76. With me?

:shrug: :cry: Why, what did I do? :(

[ThatsMyBarack]

78. NOW what did I do?!

:shrug: :hi:

[taterguy]

79. My soccer thread was mostly in jest

Sorry about that

[Tuesday Afternoon]

81. alrighty then. I'll just step our for a beer and give you time to

cool down. See you later, honey. Love ya.