I just ate an onion bagel w/ onion & chive cream cheese

[MissMillie]

think it will keep everyone away from my desk today?

:silly:

[AllegroRondo]

1. here, have some gum!

[catmandu57]

2. I guess

you don't want anyone to kiss you today?

[MissMillie]

6. if no one kissed me today

that would distinguish today from other days...... how?

:hi:

[catmandu57]

7. Poor girl

Sorry, eat up then. Let the force of the onion be with you.

[spinbaby]

3. Sounds almost like my favorite breakfast

Except I prefer jalepeño cream cheese.

[petronius]

4. Do you have another one? 'Cause if you do, I might come to visit

That sounds really good...

[Gormy Cuss]

5. If it doesn't, try a garlic bagel tomorrow.

That will do it.;)

[DS1]

8. I toast my bagels at work

makes everyone jealous. Modern day bagel sellers just have no concept of 'toasting'. Waving a bagel under a heat source for 10 seconds is not toasting.

[ThomCat]

9. Is that your goal?

I share an office with two other guys. It's a long thin office. I'm in the front half, near the door and the other two guys sit next to each other in the back. People will regularly come to see on of them and stand in the doorway next to my desk and shout to the guys in the back of the office.
:wtf:

I would love to be able to drive them away. Either come in and go back there to talk to them, or leave. x(

[Javaman]

10. What? no lox? oh man. Hey you just have to try this...

Okay, it might not sound good, but trust me, it's really delicious. My mom turned me on to it.

bagel. cream cheese. lox. And. grape jelly. I kid you not. It's so unreal.

[bac511]

11. entire onion

try an entire sauteed onion last night with my pork chop. Advised everyone NOT to follow me in to the bathroom today.