OMG my civil liberties were violated at the library today!!!

[Clintonista2]

So I was leaving the library today, when I noticed one of those "metal detector" type things that detect whether you have any library books that you haven't checked out, and it was positioned directly at the entrance so you HAD TO GO THROUGH IT! So, I held my bag up very high so it was overtop the detector, and then I tried to walk through. Who are they to treat me, a loyal library customer, like a petty criminal? So a librarian rushed to stop me from leaving, but I ignored her and went to my car. She told me I HAD to go through the detector, and I tried to open the door of my car, but SHE PHYSICALLY CLOSED IT! OMG!

So then she called the cops on me, and they wanted to see my ID, but I refused, and they brought me to jail. Now I spend my days posting of my experience online, in the hopes that others wont have their civil liberties trampled on. I'm a modern day Rosa Parks!

[Mad_Dem_X]

1. !

:rofl: :applause:

[MrCoffee]

2. i'd have tasered the hell out of you, punk.

that's pretty damn hilarious, though :applause:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Had that actually happened, it actually would be a violation of your civil rights.

Assuming you had checked out the books.

So what's your point?