Here's a thought - if you have to start a sentence with "I'm not racist but....."

[LynneSin]

you're probably a fricking racist.

And I highly suggest you not do your racist talk while manning your table at a flea market because I was about to spend $20 at your stand until I heard your racist conversation.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. i am a feminist but... i support gay rights but....

[LynneSin]

2. I'm not (((fill in the blank))) but....

You know, there are people I don't like and even sometimes I can be judgemental. But to judge a person solely on the way they were born is just ridiculous

[BarenakedLady]

3. It's always with the but

Don't take this the wrong way but...

I don't exactly hate you but...

I'm sorry but...

but, but, but, but. It negates whatever the hell you said in the beginning of the sentence.

[SPKrazy]

5. 'course it does

i want to be honest with you, BUT...

i want to go with you BUT...

i want to have dinner with you BUT...

leave off the part before BUT

honesty, is such a lonely word...

[SPKrazy]

4. Everything one says before the word "but"

is probably bullshit

just saying

"I really want to say that this thread needs more cowbell BUT..." there's an exception! WE NEED MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!
;)

[rug]

6. I'm not from Delaware but

I see nothing wrong with it.

[LynneSin]

9. Delaware is a choice

some things are not

[LibraLiz1973]

7. I'm not a bitch, but...

Story of my life.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

8. i'm not an ignorant bigoted asshole but...

oh wait. guess i am. golly.

[DarkTirade]

10. That works with a lot of things with a few exceptions

for instance, if I say "I'm not a girl but..." then I'm... not a girl. :)

[hfojvt]

11. I'm not God's gift to women, but

I'm not super smart, but ...

I'm not very funny, but ...

:woohoo:

[Dr. Strange]

12. I'm not LynneSin but

I approve of her message.

[LynneSin]

19. Everyone wants to be a LynneSin

:loveya:

[Dr. Strange]

20. This is true...

but not everyone is willing to pay the toll.

[billyoc]

13. I'll go you one better, or at least more generically, if you start a sentence with:

"I'm sorry, but..."


You're full of shit.

[nadine_mn]

14. but...my best friend is black

:sarcasm:
wonder how many people of color say "but my best friend is white"?

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Some of my best friends are ___________.

But I don't know which friends, because I don't see color.

:sarcasm:

[Sugar Smack]

22. You beat me to it!

Better put than I could have said.:pals:

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. "...but I play one on TV."

Someone had to say it.

[ashling]

17. I don't mean to suggest that * is a total moron, but

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

18. I'm not a LynneSinist, but

that's the stupidest thing I ever heard

[davsand]

21. How does EVERY racist joke begin?

With a nervous bigot looking over his shoulder. I LOVE to drop that bomb on anybody dumb enough to start with me with crap jokes.


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If ya gotta TELL people you are Christian you probably are not. If you gotta claim you are not a racist/ sexist/ homophobe/ Nazi/ or anything else hurtful, you probably ARE. I see what they do, and disregard what they say.



LynneSin, you did the right thing to keep your money.



Laura

[av8rdave]

23. I've worked with some people like that. Some I've heard are...

"I'm not a racist, but..."

Here are some of the sentence completions I've actually heard from these morans:

1. if more of them would get jobs, we'd all be better off.
2. but I wish I didn't have to pay for their free ride.
3. I'm sick and tired of their whining about inequality.
and (this is my personal favorite)
4. I wrestled some of them in college, and they smell funny. (Honest, I'm not making this up!)

"I'm not a homophobe, but..."

1. The gay community needs to get it together before they all die
2. You don't see ME marching in a parade demanding heterosexual rights (I feel like saying "Hey Einstein, maybe that's because you don't NEED to!")
3. They have no right to threaten my marriage. (OK, can ANYONE explain that one to me, please???)