All I said was, "If you don't do what mommy says, when you go to disneyland...

[HEyHEY]

"Next week, mickey mouse is going to eat your eyeballs."

And my sister is all upset. This is like yesterday. The kid threw a golfball at me, so I beaned him with a pillow. She told me I was a bad example. Bullshit. At least he knows not to fuck with uncle Jer.


EIther way, keep feeding uncle jer spiced rum and coke and this shit is gonna happen.

[Kutjara]

1. Excellent!

It's important to let kids know that big corporations are not their friends, no matter how "jolly" the public face may be. Mickey Mouse is merely the palatable frontmouse for an international organization of limitless evil, bent on the psychological subjugation of the human race. Letting the little tyke know early will boost his mental immune system and help him more easily spot the iron fist in the velvet glove.

Next, tell him Ronald McDonald is a pedophile. Because it's true.

[HEyHEY]

4. I was just trying to get him to stop playing in the cardboard box

[Kutjara]

6. It's never too early to deliver a political message.

I recently educated my 2.5 yr old nephew on the advantages and disadvantages of an Anarcho-Syndicalist worldview, with particular attention to its critique of Trotskyite revolutionary dogma, all in the guise of refusing him an additional cookie.

I think I was successful, but was somewhat shocked that such a young child knew the meaning of the word "putz."

[JVS]

10. My Nephew will be a Orthodox Marxist-Leninist the way God intended

[Kutjara]

15. In Soviet Russia, God worships you. n/t

[JVS]

16. In Serbian Belgrade, Samba plays you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC_rbqz_HqY

[Lethe]

2. are there any theme parks in canada?

just curious?

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Hockeywood

[HEyHEY]

5. Canada's wonderland

[JVS]

9. Back-Bacon-Bonanza

[ghostsofgiants]

18. All of Quebec.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

19. Not since they shut down Bedrock City.

:thumbsdown:

[Bjornsdotter]

7. Sounds okay to me

...but what do I know. :shrug:

I once told my sister, who is younger than me by 14 years... "If you step in the grass there is an invisible hole that will shoot you right to China. If you don't believe me what do you think happened to all of the kids in our family between you and me? We are the only ones left."

She would scream when my Mom tried to take her in the grass to play...ah good times.

Surprisingly she grew up into a relatively balanced adult...go figure.

Cheers

[JVS]

8. Best Uncle in the World!

[HEyHEY]

11. Damned straight!

I should show him that sportsbar webstie too.

[JVS]

12. sportsbra, not sportsbar

[HEyHEY]

13. Shit, why not both!?

[nickgutierrez]

14. Way to set the kid straight.

I tell you, kids these days have no idea about Mickey's voracious appetite for eyeballs. He'll find out soon enough, though.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Kick.