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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 09:40 PM
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JackMN is trying to kill me.
He figured out how to unlatch his window, crank it open, pop the latches on the screen, and pull the screen out of the frame.

:scared:

I guess I'll be taking the knob off the window cranker-thing, so he can't turn it.

Oh, and he bit me when we were stopping by the preschool center he's joining on Monday and I screamed in front of a bunch of little kids.
:banghead:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 09:42 PM
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1. ungrateful little wretch
:-)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 09:45 PM
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2. No kidding!
I asked him for bedtime smooches and he made me kiss the back of his head.
Some thanks I get!

x(
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:26 PM
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3. That boy!
Some kids are a handful, but JackMN is more like Hands across America.
Clever lad, isn't he?
:rofl:
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:30 PM
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4. Oh, I remember when my brother figured that out.
Age 2. I happened to be playing in the backyard with some neighborhood kids, so I was able to scream for my mom. By the time she got there, he had one leg out of the second-floor dining room window. :banghead:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:36 PM
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5. Now is the time to instill in him....
an abiding terror of heights.

Acrophobia rules!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:39 PM
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6. You certainly have your hands full!
:scared:

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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-08-07 10:52 PM
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7. May I suggest a movie for some parenting tips?
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