Choice cuts at the Cannibal Restaurant

[IntravenousDemilo]

A cannibal was walking along and he came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10
Fried Explorer: $15
Grilled Republican: $100
Baked Democrat: $100

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied:
"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit,
it takes all morning."

[TK421]

1. Shouldn't the grilled Republican be $1000.00 instead of $100.00?

:shrug:

[IntravenousDemilo]

2. Maybe, but that's not the intent of the joke.

Politicians are politicians.

[TK421]

3. Sorry...I got it after I typed that ...

good one, though

[IntravenousDemilo]

4. No problemo

I wouldn't trust just about any politician as far as I could throw him... up...

[TK421]

5. Agreed...regardless of political affiliation, I will take just about anyone

who is qualified now ( as long as they are not Republican )....snicker,snicker