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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:29 PM
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Went to a Strip Club last night
with a buddy. All the girls had awesome bodies and were super nice to us. They kept walking by and caressing my shoulder and asking if I would like them to dance for me. They were really outgoing and quite lovely. I think they were really into me.

:beer:
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KinkyDem Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:32 PM
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1. First time I went to a strip club
My wife and I went home with a stripper.

Another buddy tells a story about getting .... uh ... sexual satisfation on stage thanks to a nice young Aussie stripper and her friends.

Strange things happen at those places.

Been to a total of one strip club, twice.

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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:43 PM
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4. Please...go on.
About your first point. Details. :popcorn:
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KinkyDem Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:46 PM
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5. Sorry
I've come close enough to suffering the wrath of the Mods before.

Suffice it say that your imagination can run wild ... mine sure did!

Wow ... uh ... That was one hell of a night.
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:49 PM
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8. That's what PM is for
c'mon now...

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KinkyDem Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:51 PM
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11. Sorry Jack
Your imagination will have to do.
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:53 PM
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13. That is messed up
but I respect it. I guess. Nice work?

:beer:
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KinkyDem Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:56 PM
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15. Nice work?
I'm still admitting to it in public!

Wow.

I never would have believed me, but I had witnessess. We all drove there together. Me and the wife drove home with the stripper.

Candy .... mmmm .....

She was nice.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:36 PM
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2. It can be a lot of fun
As will this thread, I suspect.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:37 PM
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3.  you don't say --
:popcorn:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:23 AM
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23. Indeed.
:popcorn:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:46 PM
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6. I am gay
but before I came out I tried to play off being straight. My buddies and I went to a strip club and when the girl started performing for me, I started laughing. She was really offended.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 01:42 AM
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21. better experience than I had at a gay bar!
Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 01:43 AM by Skittles
I worked the night shift in Austin and we'd each pick a place to go for breakfast when we got each Saturday morning.....when it was Curtis' choice, gay guy that he is, he picked a gay bar (we couldn't believe it was open that early). Anyways, a guy there asked my boyfriend to dance and he said I'M WITH HER, motioning to me. So the guy looks at me and says, "Bitch!". I said, WHO YOU CALLING BITCH! When I think about it I laugh. :D
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:14 PM
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26. LOL!!
At least he didn't call you your boyfriend's "fish".
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:47 PM
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7. so.......
how much did this cost you???



:hide: :hide:

lost
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KinkyDem Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:50 PM
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10. Who're you talking to?
...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:49 PM
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9. I hate those places.
It demeans women AND men. As for the touching; nothing pisses me off more than unsolicited touching from a woman working a job. It's like, "Do you think I'm that pathetic that I'll give you more money because you touched me? Fuck off."
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KinkyDem Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:52 PM
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12. I would suggest then
that you never go to another.

I cannot imagine that you would have a good time at one.

I hope you can find other fun ways to spend your time.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:22 PM
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29. He probably gets plenty of fun for free.
Women like men who come straight home from work.

;)
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:55 PM
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14. I think that they wanted you to give them money
The strippers who make the most money are outgoing and they pretend to be into the patrons regardless whether or no they are really into them. While I think that it is true that some may avoid patrons that she thinks are creepy or disgusting, if a stripper avoids too many patrons, their chances of making a lot of money decreases and if enough patrons complain about them, they might not get to dance there anymore.
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 06:57 PM
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16. Ya think?
:sarcasm:

Sorry...sometimes my dry wit doesn't translate. I agree with everything you say. :hug:
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-26-07 08:10 PM
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17. Went to one last week
with LynzM. We have a friend that was competing in amateur night. She did amazing, had everyone in the place cheering her on and won hands down. It was a ton of fun!
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:33 AM
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33. Good for you for being so supportive
I wish clubs did amature nights in my area again. I always thought they'd be a big customer draw. But most clubs do amature nights instead of auditions, so very often the dancers competing are seasoned and just auditioning to get hired. It's fun when you get a newbie though. They're always so terrified before going on and you just can't help but encourage them while at the same time making sure they know they can back out at any time and no one will be upset about it. The change in them after they do their set and are back in the dressing room is amazing. It's a huge thrill and confidence booster for the vast majority, and having friends there to cheer them on helps more than you know. None of us ever forget how nervous we were the first time we went on stage and how relieved we were that we got through it without falling, barfing or passing out. Funny, that's the biggest fear for newbies rather than getting nekkid.

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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 01:00 AM
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18. I've still never gotten around to going to one.
It doesn't really interest me that much, I'd prefer to try and flirt with a girl who isn't getting paid to be there. :) But I'm curious enough to try it at least once.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 01:19 AM
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19. Strip clubs schmrip clubs!
$6 for a beer?!?

booo! ...hic!

:beer:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 01:23 AM
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20. Never been to one, just can't see the point myself
but then, I got a cute wife :)

I have thought about it before, just seems oddly frustrating to see something you aren't going to get :rofl:

Might hit one up sometime though, just to say I did!

OH - AND WHERE ARE THE DAMNED PICS????? :)
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:39 AM
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34. There ya go


That's why I like being a stripper... I get to sleep on the job. ;)
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:20 AM
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22. It is nice that they're so friendly, isn't it
so sweet, innocent and pure.

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:25 AM
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24. odd that we comment on how "sweet and innocent" the women are
but apparently it's a-ok for the men to be patronizing such a place.

Yep, women are loose whores for taking their clothes off.

The men who pay for that, however, are above reproach.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:32 AM
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25. nice
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:20 PM
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27. The girls really friendly at strip clubs
Sure it's all an act, but I've found that it you're respectful and nice to them... They can be friendly for real
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:20 PM
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28. I liked going to strip clubs in the 70's & 80's.
Back then there was still some sort of seductive dance to every girl's show. A flirt here, a jiggle there, and oops! there goes the bra. The last time I was at one of these places the women all seemed to get naked (or g-stringed) as soon as they could, only to prance around for $$$. I have no problem for tipping for a good show, but give me a show!
It may be different at gentleman's clubs.
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:43 AM
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35. ick... what clubs are you going to???
We have to put on a show here or get sacked. They don't even do any pole tricks or anything?

That's just bizzare to me.

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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:07 AM
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40. I've never been to a place with a pole.
The places I've frequented were your basic dive bar with a stage. I'm sure though that the more upscale places in this region would have more of a show for the patrons. But such is life out on the prairie.
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sanguinivorous Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:14 AM
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30. The idea of going to a strip club...
...is just thoroughly depressing to me.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:22 AM
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32. I go all the time..
Edited on Tue Aug-28-07 04:23 AM by Omphaloskepsis
Wanna know why.. Two fucking pounds of chicken strips and french fries for 5 bucks. They have cheap food and beer. I sit in the corner and play Pac-Man while I eat. And the leftovers last for days.

edit :: grammar
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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:20 AM
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31. Speaking as a stripper...
You're an ATM with legs. Although if you didn't spend a sufficient amount of money on them then you're just an average cheap prick they all bitched about in the dressing room.
:P

Glad you had a good time (now shut up and just hand over your creditcard).
:evilgrin:

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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 05:49 AM
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36. LOL uhhh...
yeah, I know the drill. I think the dancers are definitely the empowered ones in that environment. Wow a stripper on DU that's hot. Nice work. :hi:

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TorchTheWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:55 AM
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38. actually I genuinely like most customers
Especially the ones you see on a regular basis. I know I'm not the only one that actually worries when so-and-so hasn't shown up when you're accustomed to what their pattern of showing up is. I've been at this club for almost four years now, and there's a lot of customers I'd really miss a lot if I went somewhere else. I think you really have to genuinely like most customers or you wouldn't like work so much, which would effect you're attitude, which in turn makes it that much harder to make money. But it's that group of personal favorites that really makes it all worthwhile (and money doesn't always enter into that equation) even those times when you're having a bad money night.

I think my all time favorite customer isn't really the biggest spender but the one that spends decently, makes me laugh and is willing to rub my feet for as long as I let them... aaaaah, bliss.

And thanks for the compliment, sweetie. :hi:

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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:26 AM
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37. you mean
we're not knights in shining armor to you ladies?

:dunce:

j/k
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:06 AM
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39. The stripper was really into you?
I've never heard of this happening before :crazy:
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