Will someone make me get up and mow my yard? Please?

[WTF cubed]

I've been farting around starting to go do it and grab a beer instead so I can come back to you guys.

:)

[zanne]

1. GET YOUR ASS OFF THE COUCH AND MOW THE LAWN!

How's that?

[WTF cubed]

6. That works... But a thunderstorm just moved in! YAY!!! n/t

[texanwitch]

2. The yard will look so nice afterwards.

Then when you finish you can have another beer.

[MrScorpio]

3. Quick, get a milkshake

That'll bring plenty of boys to the yard

[lost-in-nj]

4. Go mow your lawn....

so the town doesn't send you a notice......



:)

lost

[AWESOM-O]

5. If you don't mow the lawn right now

I'll begin reciting Vogon poetry.

With a southern drawl.

Wearing a Bush mask.

[WTF cubed]

7. Yikes!

I'll mow in the rain!

[RetroLounge]

8. Do what i did...

I saw a girl cutting my neighbor's lawn, and I paid her to do mine...

Well worth it...

:hi:

RL

[Nikia]

9. My lawn is only partly mowed

We started too late and the mower turned out not to be so good cutting the tall grass that sprung up this past week. It got too dark. We'd better finish tomarrow morning because it truly looks odd. Don't let this happen to you.

[ekelly]

10. Just pour cement

over the whole thing and paint it green!

Problem solved.