Name weird shit that you do

[MrScorpio]

I've eaten Coffee Mate dry

I've unfolded about 10,000 paperclips in my life time

I've eaten entire lemons... peels, seeds and all

You?

[lizziegrace]

1. I sort the M&Ms before I eat them

by color

[Fleshdancer]

6. I do that with skittles

they taste better when they're organized.

[lizziegrace]

7. I agree!

and subsorted by primary vs secondary colors.

[mikeytherat]

76. BTW: m&ms + Skittles = Tootsie Pop

Seriously. Try it - awesome!

mikey_the_rat

[fishwax]

61. I sort skittles as well as count them obsessively

I must eat either five at a time or four at a time, with five being the preferred number. Three at a time is acceptable (if the numbers require it), but no more than once per bag. For me the sets do not have to be the same color, but there is a complicated system of rules in place with respect to how many of a given color can be in any set at any one time. I have no idea why I do with this Skittles--other candies I just eat

[Skittles]

82. leave me alone

or I will KICK YOUR ASS

[qnr]

63. Yeah, and then I have battles, different color between the thumb & index

finger of each hand, and I crash them into each other... Last to crack wins!! um.. well, wins "last to be eaten."

That is what you meant you do, right?

[SKKY]

65. You do what?

Freak.

[lizziegrace]

75. ...

That's the only weird shit I'll fess up to!

[Guava Jelly]

2. Shit I feel like i have homework

Pm my but..(pretty weird if not creepy)
I like the flavor of coffee and beer not mixed but sipped along side each other.
I like to fall asleep while driving..Nothing to worry about though..A little cat nap never hurt anyone
I hang out here

[Seashell Eyes]

3. When I'm dating someone

I like to imagine that we are skating together as a pairs figure skating team and we win the gold. I'll actually listen to music and imagine our routine, costumes and what the commentators are saying. Fun stuff.

[amitten]

42. No offense...

but that IS super-weird!

[Seashell Eyes]

89. thank you!

(takes a bow)

[SeattleGirl]

4. Let's see.....

I make up songs and sing them to my dog and my cats.

I put on my Frank Sinatra CD and dance to all the songs like I'm dancing on Broadway (and I sing along with the songs, too). I also do that with my soundtrack to "Anything Goes".

I sometimes get the urge to spiff up the kitchen in the middle of the night.

[Kerrytravelers]

52. OMG! I sing to my cats, too!

Nothing is worse than when I'm making up a song and singing it and Mr. kt walks in. I think he thinks he should be worried about me.

Now, will your little furkids start barking and meowing? Pitter-pat and Sniffles will join in.

[SeattleGirl]

64. Yeah, my furbabies like to sing along with me!

Especially Chloe the Wonder Pup. She starts howling, and then I join HER.

Cracks MrSG up every time!

[MotorCityMan]

71. You're cool, SeattleGirl!

One thing I've always done is add my pet's names to songs. My partner caught on, and he does the same thing now.

For the amazing Lana cat;

"Jesus Take the Wheel" became "Lana Take the Wheel"
"Boogie Shoes" became "Lana Shoes"
"99 Red Ballons" became "99 Lana Cats"
(we came up with video ideas for this one)

For Candace the wonder dog (who's main song is "Candy Girl" by New Edition, which I've sung to her since she was a puppy);

"I Want Candy" became "I Want Candace"
"Little Willy" became "Little Candace"
"Sheena is a Punk Rocker" became "Candace is a Punk Rocker"

Television theme songs work, also. When we were watching reruns of "Dynasty" a few years ago, I would sing (helps if you know how it goes) "Candy Girl, and Lana Cat, da DA da da da da etc."

The theme from HBO's Oz worked, too ("Crazy Candace, and Lana Cat...")

[Elidor]

5. I eat pop-tarts raw

Well, I don't eat many pop-tarts these days, but when I do eat them, I prefer them uncooked.

I carry on conversations with myself. Usually, we agree.

[MrScorpio]

8. They're delish uncooked

Besides, who has time to toast them?

[mikeytherat]

78. From an old Paula Poundstone routine:

"A friend of mine says he likes to take the Frosted Chocolate Pop-Tarts, toast them, smash 'em up in a bowl, pour milk on top, and eat them. And I said, 'Fuck it. You might as well cook.' If it takes more than three steps, you're cooking."

mikey_the_rat

[yellowdogintexas]

9. I like to drink coffee and eat raw apples

a weird habit I developed since I joined Weight Watchers. I eat the apples because they are a damn near perfect snack, and I discovered that having the coffee with them sort of comes out like I am having apple pie.

Pretty strange.

I love raw potatoes, with salt

I put salt on grapefruit, not sugar

I refuse to read a book series out of order, if I can possibly help it.

[VLC]

10. I used to bring limes to school for lunch

Eat them one piece of pulp at a time. Not the peel, though!

I won't touch bathroom-type porcelain - have to shower with flip flops on.

I used to make all my furniture out of things that were meant for other purposes (dining table = birdbath+glass top, shelves made of old skateboards, key/mail thingy on wall out of sheet metal+S hooks+hinges, wall decoration made out of flower pots filled with homemade candles, hung with bungee cords and fence framing)

When I like a song, I'll listen to it literally 30 times in a row. Drove the coworker next to me crazy, as a side benefit

[MrScorpio]

13. By the way, is your user name based on the video program?

http://www.videolan.org /

[VLC]

14. No, I never even heard of that!

Nice Web site, by the way, I clicked on your Radio Enigma link.

[MrScorpio]

15. My Show is one right now

You should be listening to it!

[VLC]

17. I can't!! The Office is coming on!

How long is the show?

[MrScorpio]

19. 2 hours from 11-1 AM ET

Rebroadcasts on Sat and Mon!

[VLC]

22. Then I'll catch the second hour tonight!

Thanks.

[MrScorpio]

24. Sweet!!!

Hope you like it

[VLC]

41. I'm an idiot

and miscalculated time. So what time does it come on Saturday?

[MrScorpio]

43. I have no idea what timezone you're in

So check the sched link on the website and adjust for your time zone

[VLC]

45. D'oh!

THe first time I looked I didn't see your name so I wasn't sure which show was yours. Got it now.

[stuntcat]

11. cry at happy stuff

NOT a sad cry. But at stuff like words in songs, when they're really beautiful. Or any time people are being very happy together.. I don't know how to describe it.. I've cried watching how happy the squirrels are eating in the back yard too.
Today I cried watching this Queen Live Aid performance, this video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBUJztI884M . At 2:20 when they show the crowd waving all together, something about gets to me, it's so beautiful.
It happens to me almost every day now, it's kinda embarrassing.

I can't even look at 3:16 where the all throw up their fists

[VLC]

16. I do that too!

And cheesy as it is, and as many times as I've seen it, I cry every time Rachel kisses Ross after the prom night flashback.

He's her lobster!!!

[stuntcat]

21. you feel it :D

it's funny.

Even if I'm alone I feel embarrassed when it happens, because it seems so silly. I'm getting worse at it too, luckily it doesn't happen so much in public because I'm too nervous when I'm with people.

[VLC]

26. Yeah, it's the look on Jennifer Anniston's face

Just pure love. It's beautiful, like you said.

Hmmm, should I be worried that I find repressed love beautiful ;-?

[AlCzervik]

12. i only eat the top of the muffin, the bottoms are either given to whoever else is

with me or to the birds.

[TOhioLiberal]

18. I have to ask this...

...why have you eaten coffeemate dry?

[MrScorpio]

23. It's tasty

And I love the way the texture changes when it melts in my mouth

Only the regular kind, the flavored stuff is just too sweet

[TOhioLiberal]

36. I'm not sure which I find stranger...

...the fact that I can imagine the texture change, or that I think it might actually taste good. Either way, thanks for the giggle.

[MrScorpio]

39. It's my special brand of weird, Baby!

[Richard Steele]

20. I save rusty bits of metal I find along the sidewalk, and make stuff from them.

[VLC]

25. Those are nice!

Do you sell them, or give them away?

[Richard Steele]

73. Both.

Those are all currently for sale, but many
of them will end up being christmas or birthday
presents. I just don't work fast enough to maintain
separate inventories, y'know?

[RushIsRot]

28. I do that too, but your metal doesn't look all that rusty. It's really

gorgeous though!



I call this Poem.

[Richard Steele]

72. That's very nice work there!

Now I see why I don't find many cotter pins anymore-
you're getting to them first.

[RushIsRot]

81. Those cotter pins were already pretty much abandoned.

And that piece is over 20 years old now. I called it Poem. Glad you liked it.

[ceile]

77. Those are very cool. n/t

[ThingsGottaChange]

27. I obsessivly remove the "umbilical cords" from eggs

before I scramble them.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. It'd be easier to ask what weird things I don't do.

[VLC]

30. Now you have to tell!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

31. Nuh-uh.

[VLC]

32. You're forcing me to guess!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

34. Go ahead!

[VLC]

37. 1.

You sneak into the bathroom during dates to floss your teeth and give yourself pep talks?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. Surprisingly, no.

[VLC]

40. 2.

You roll the toothpaste up from the bottom but only in case someone else sees it so they won't think you're untidy?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

44. I do do that.

[VLC]

47. Ha! What do I win?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

49. What's left of that toothpaste.

[VLC]

50. No way

It's touched someone else's toothbrush!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

54. Weirdo!

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[AlCzervik]

35. not until you tell us what freaky shit you do when you aren't panhandling.

[AtomicKitten]

46. I have an aversion to white shoes -- on anybody.

[Left Is Write]

48. There is nothing weird about me.

[EFerrari]

51. I talk to animals whether they speak English or not.

If they're there and I'm there, it's OUR time.

[SeattleGirl]

53. But do you sing to them like I do?

[EFerrari]

55. "My Blue Heaven"

lol

They're really nice about my voice.

[SeattleGirl]

56. Oooh, I've sung that one too! Mostly, I just make up funny songs

to sing to them.

And they are nice about my voice too!

[Kerrytravelers]

57. Personally, I think animals listen better than most people.

I would place more trust in Pitter-pat in the Oval Office than the chimp we have in there now!

[EFerrari]

59. I agree! My cats don't resort to lying very often and neither does Kid.

She's only a year old but she'd do a better job than the frat boy and his parasites.

[Fire Walk With Me]

58. Weird visuals and sonics.

Weird sounds.
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=11...

Weird sights.

"ice death of oil world"
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/mpeake/ice%20deat...

Subjectless, globally generated from nearly nothing abstracts


http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/mpeake/Abstracts /

I don't have the plug-ins Prisoner_Number_Six uses, so these aren't anywhere nearly as interesting or focused as his work. There could also be a matter of talent involved as well

[begin_within]

60. Eat Coffee Mate? I burn Cremora.

If you take a packet of Cremora, and hold it about 3 feet above a candle flame, and pour out the powder all at once, so it hits the flame, you will get a huge orange poof of flame in the air in front of you. It has to be plain old Cremora powder, not any sweetened or flavored variety.

[riderinthestorm]

62. Sometimes when I'm walking I'll hold my arms straight out to the sides and pretend I'm flying

eyes closed, walking forward, dipping one wing after another....

Then I fall over the damn curb and skin my shins!

[enigmatic]

66. 2 things

I used to eat Lipton Chicken Noodle Soup packets dry, right out of the packet..

I NEVER eat cereal w/ milk, but have had it w/ beer...

[HEyHEY]

67. Hanging out here

[DarkTirade]

68. When playing poker

I HAVE to arrange my chips in such a way that the little marks on the side creates patterns. And usually I need to have a different pattern for each stack of chips.
Which isn't much of a problem, as I tend to lose my chips fairly quickly and run out of stacks...

[ghostsofgiants]

69. I don't even know, everything I do is probably weird in some way.

[lost-in-nj]

70. I separate

my m & ms to....
I will eat a hershey bar and melt it on my fingers so I can lick it off...
I dance outside in the dark
I use pennies to keep track of how many beers I have when I go out drinking
I'm sure there is more.....


lost

[1gobluedem]

74. I count stairsteps

Can't help myself. I also print everything except my signature because I can't make my script uniform enough to suit me, laminate all common written materials at my job because I can't stand doodling, and have been known to get up in the middle of the night and remake the bed if I'm not comfortable enough.

[skygazer]

79. I sing Que Sera Sera

every time I put a bottle of Syrah on the shelf (I run a wine and liquor department).

Sometimes I change it up a bit and sing The Bonnie Blue Flag instead, substituting "Syrah" for the word "hurrah" as in - "Syrah! Syrah! For southern rights, syrah! Syrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star."

I also softly say the word, "Jacob" in a loving tone whenever I put a bottle of Jacob's Creek wine on the shelf (makes me think of my late Boxer, Jake).

I have no idea what my customers think of all this.

[YankeyMCC]

80. I have to touch the skin of the airplane

before I board. I just casually (at least I try to make it look casual) touch the metal as I enter the hatch. I don't recall when I started it, I'm not afraid of flying, I'm not supersticious in anything else (I'm atheist in fact) so I don't know where this comes from.

[VLC]

83. Of course.

And you say (as low as possible): "Please take good care of us."

Then on the way out of the plane you touch it again and say thank you.

[YankeyMCC]

85. lol not exactly but

do always try to catch the pilot on the way out and say thank you.

[billyskank]

84. I once made coffee and tea in the same cup

just to see what it would be like.

In fact, the taste of the tea overpowered that of the coffee, which was the opposite of what I expected to happen.

Oh, and one night when we were getting baked, we put the coffee machine on, but were so impatient we made instant coffee while we waited for the real stuff to brew.

[YankeyMCC]

86. I did exactly that the week before last

I was hiking through the Presidential range in NH white mountains and one night at one of the AMC (a regional hiking club in New England) Mountain huts I put poured my coffee into the mug that still held the bag of Chai Tea from the cup of tea I'd just had. It wasn't a mistake I just figured it could only improve the taste of the coffee they serve (great places those huts and good food usually but the coffee )

It was pretty good actually.

[Critters2]

87. I make up rhymes about just anything

After dog class one night:

"Collies are evil.
Collies are bad.
Collies do things that
make beagles mad.

Beagles are special.
Beagles are good.
Beagles do things
collies NEVER could."


Or, in reference to my two critters' unnatural interspecies fondness for one another:

"Gracie loves Leon.
Leon loves Grace.
They're a good example
for the huma race."

I just go around rhyming all the time.

[no name no slogan]

88. I'm a cutter

When I get really anxious or depressed, I head for the knife drawer. It's an annoying habit.

[SPKrazy]

91. Hey guy

it's just one day at a time man, I've known lots of cutters in my life and it's a hard thing to get past, but I also imagine there's a lot of pain behind that too.

[SPKrazy]

90. Okay...

I eat the chocolate coating off of Kit Kat bars

I eat the candy coating off of m&m's

I am a bit obsessive about email at work

I think or tortilla chips as merely a vehicle for getting salsa to my mouth, and yes, I've drank salsa before

I don't like to step on cracks in the sidewalk if I think about it

I don't like big crowds where I can't move



I know there is more... just can't think of any right now

oh... someone here reminded me of one...rhyming things...

sometimes when I'm hyper or just in a weird mood I will start rhyming and it's like I have to MAKE MYSELF STOP! Dr. Seuss?