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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:09 PM
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I am a genie. Ask me anything!
And if you want it to come true, you might have to rub me...

:spray:

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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:11 PM
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1. How far should I ride this weekend?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:15 PM
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6. As far and as long as you'd like.
:D
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:11 PM
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2. is wishing for a million wishes a legitimate use of a wish?
and if not, does wishing an illegitimate wish count against your wish total?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:15 PM
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8. How long do you plan to rub?
:rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:18 PM
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11. i want an answer before i get to rubbin'


and i'm wearing that.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:12 PM
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3. A clever ruse, my friend.
Nice try.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:16 PM
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9. Well, there's no harm in trying!
O8)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:12 PM
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4. What is it you see in Larry Hagman?
:wtf:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:16 PM
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10. I wouldn't know.
What's he been in, anyway? Apart from Jeannie's bottle, but I'm not Barbara Eden...
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:14 PM
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5. O Mighty Genie!
I wish for a better, more fulfilling, less stressful job, as well as some other things!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:00 PM
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17. I don't feel you rubbing!
:spray:
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:51 PM
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26. *gasp* FIEND!
:spank: Shame on you!!!

:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:15 PM
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7. Oh djinni, do you ever actually answer or do you just like being asked questions?
I call shenanigans!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 07:40 PM
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15. Okay you bitch, here goes.. Rub rub rub rub rub
(I hate myself for this)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:00 PM
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18. That depends. What was the question again?
:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:03 PM
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21. Wah, Ricky!
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:21 PM
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12. Meka Leka Hi Meka Hi-nee Ho!
Rub a toad and you'll get warts ;)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:01 PM
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19. And peed on!
:wow:

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MessiahRp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 06:44 PM
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13. I'd expect you to say that Bender...
Oh sorry, when I see an avatar sometimes I feel like the person in them is talking to me. :)

Rp
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:02 PM
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20. Naturally.
:spray:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 07:32 PM
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14. Will I
be happy this weekend??
and if so what will make me happy???


:evilgrin: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

lost
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:03 PM
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22. Happiness is like a fortune cookie.
Just lick the end before biting into it and the fortune will have a deeper meaning! :D
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 07:53 PM
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16. Figures
I post my question and the genie
goes to bed....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:04 PM
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23. Well, I thought you were going to rub me!
:wow:

:spray: :spray:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:24 PM
Response to Reply #23
24. Where am I
supposed to do that???
on the base or the spout????


:shrug: :shrug:

lost
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:27 PM
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38. Let's start at the base and work upward...
:evilgrin:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:32 PM
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25. Will I get a man...
...to call my very own? :evilgrin:
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:59 PM
Response to Reply #25
31. What am I?
chopped liver?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:03 PM
Response to Reply #31
34. Liver is tasty and nutritious!
:9

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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:09 PM
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35. I don't know about nutritious...
...but certainly... :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:03 PM
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32. Like the song goes,
"All you need is rub"

:rofl:
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:52 PM
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27. For my third and final wish can I wish for ...
three more wishes?!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:55 PM
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29. Sure!
Just keep rubbing and I'll keep granting! :D
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:53 PM
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28. Do you play golf?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 08:55 PM
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30. I've always wanted a hole in one...
:hide:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:10 PM
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36. I want to copycat this so fucking bad
I am a weenie. Ask me anything!

:rofl:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:22 PM
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37. Go for it!!!
since he thinks my post is worthless......

hmmm
maybe I wont stick up for hypno anymore.....
he ignores me

:yoiks: :yoiks: :yoiks:

lost
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:27 PM
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39. .
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-16-07 09:31 PM
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40. ......
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
you know i love you.....



lost

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