Romance from a friend in AUS:

[babylonsister]

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> WOMAN'S POEM
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
>
>
> MAN'S POEM
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[fizzgig]

1. this is why i shouldn't hang out in the lounge

while i'm working...i can't explain to my boss why i'm laughing so hard

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

4. I know it's a variation of another one, but thought I'd throw it out there.

I'm so glad you enjoyed this! :D

[Deja Q]

2. Hmmm

> WOMAN'S POEM
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

Praying vs getting, y'all...

> One who's handsome, smart and strong.

What, not rich?

> One who loves to listen long,

Good luck

> One who thinks before he speaks,

Like I said, good luck

> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

He's a man, he can barely wait hours...

> I pray he's gainfully employed,

So you'd dump him if his job was offshored?

> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

How much cash you think he's got?

> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

I do that for women but they think I do that just so I can glance at their naughty parts

> Massages my back and begs to do more.

That's a given

> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

You want the man to shove his willy in your ear?! :wow:

> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

Does it involve a tape measure?

> I pray that this man will love me to no end,

I'm sure he'll find every end...

> And always be my very best friend.

Well, men ARE dogs...


>
> MAN'S POEM
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Hmmm... I like it when they can hear and can speak. Boobs are a given. I don't care for liquor, but I wouldn't mind to ... and why in a golf course? Eww. Do you know how hard it is to remove grass stains?!

[babylonsister]

3. Very clever!

:applause: