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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 02:10 AM Original message |
Best Method of Freaking Out Potential Roommate? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
1. get drunk, yell, fall down. repeat as necessary |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:08 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. wow that is so my MO |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
2. take a sharpie and put your name on evey food item... |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 02:53 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. ... |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 02:55 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Be like howard hughes!... |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:02 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. ewwwww |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:10 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. refer to yourself in 2nd person, that's much wackier |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:14 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. dude, u gotta be vigilant |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:19 AM Response to Original message |
9. Keep getting 'caught' masturbating in the living room |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:23 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. lol that is gross |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:30 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Thank you |
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Yukari Yakumo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 05:39 AM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Don't use family pictures... USE COWS! {nt} |
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ruiner4u (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:37 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Oh!.. Hang up a sling in your bedroom doorway... |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 03:26 AM Response to Original message |
11. this should be a good lesson plan |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 12:49 PM Response to Reply #11 |
35. Oh dear ghod. |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 04:17 AM Response to Original message |
14. Go into her room when she is sleeping, get close to her face and stare at her until she wakes up |
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Yukari Yakumo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 05:36 AM Response to Original message |
15. My idea |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 06:53 AM Response to Original message |
17. Tattoo your head and sleep with a harpoon. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 07:08 AM Response to Original message |
18. Tampons everywhere! Because it "calms you down". And suck your thumb. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 07:12 AM Response to Original message |
19. Bring home a different lover every night of the week.... |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
20. keep goldfish crackers in a goldfish bowl |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:47 AM Response to Reply #20 |
29. that made me laugh! |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:58 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. its actually from a Friends episode |
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Squatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 07:49 AM Response to Original message |
21. I actually did this in college. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 08:03 AM Response to Original message |
22. I did this one once |
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Dragonbreathp9d (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
23. "Honestly! I was just helping the cat out the doggy door!" |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
24. put on a XXX video, crank the volume, leave and lock the door. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
25. Inject a tranq into their toe |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
26. Chalk outline of person on floor in bathroom, yellow police tape across doorway |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
27. In the middle of your first coversation, stop, turn around, and speak to an empty corner |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
28. Wear nothing but diapers. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
30. Rent several bee hives and place around the room |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
32. Leave copies of "Single White Female" and "Pacific Heights" lying around |
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styersc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
33. Use the bathroom without the door closed and talk to him/her |
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Jimbo S (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
34. Tell this person you are a nudist. |
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amitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
36. This one really happened to me: |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:11 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Excellent advice. Never explain. I suggest starting small with the kleenex boxes on feet. |
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amitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:46 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Yes. Excellent idea. n/t |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
37. Shave all the hair off your body |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
38. Start snorting Ajax and making Windex cocktails |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:34 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. Drink blue gatorade from a Windex bottle |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
40. Talk to yourself, answer yourself, and most importantly... |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
43. take some colored tape and put a divide in the house. tell them they cant step over it |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
44. Guaranteed to send anyone screaming into the night. |
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Bjornsdotter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-10-07 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
45. Start out with having a nice chat |
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