Okay. I found out what spooge is. So what does it mean, to hork?

[billyskank]

Thanks Google, btw.

[BarenakedLady]

1. What is it?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

4. What, spooge?

Semen.

[BarenakedLady]

10. Well,

didn't someone post it in a can with tomato sauce. Or was that a photoshopped joke that I didn't get at the time?

:hi:

[billyskank]

11. It was a photoshopped joke.

Ah, you. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

15. It's the blonde in me

Like, Oh my Gawd! Tee hee hee

Huh? What? I don't get it...*twirls hair looking confused*


Damn, maybe I shouldn't be going back to college. :scared:

[Inchworm]

17. .

G'luck you! I'm in yer pocket! :P

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

22. Well behave in there!

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

27. How about I just

jump all around in here, tickle your leg, you know.. all that fun stuff.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

31. That should help

Give a good impression.

"Ma'am why are you wiggling in your chair? Do you want to sign up for a modern dance class?"

:bounce:

[Inchworm]

33. I'll be good :)

And just cheer you on when you do cool stuffs!

:hug::loveya::hug:

[billyskank]

18. Now stop that!

Don't you know, I want to be like you when I grow up.

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

20. Are you calling me OLD???

bwahahahaha

:rofl:

Actually, maybe I will learn all these naughty words going back to college.

[billyskank]

23. Yes.

If you're going to deflect all my attempts at flattery, yes, I'm saying you're old. :P

[BarenakedLady]

25. Kids these days...

No respect! :*

I'm totally nervous posting, you do realize this don't you?

:hug:

[billyskank]

28. None whatsoever.

:*

[ruiner4u]

2. hack up a loogie

[billyskank]

9. How exquisite.

:D

[ruiner4u]

16. I try....

:)...

[supernova]

3. Hork = throw up

Ex. The cat horked up a hairball on my new Afghan carpet last night.

edit: I like it because it's one of those words that sounds like the action it describes. :D

[billyskank]

5. Exactly the same as to barf, or not exactly the same?

When I reached university, I learned a new word meaning to puke: chunder. As in, I chundered up my vindaloo last night. It was that last pint, I tell you.

I eventually learned it was from sailors, who would call "watch under!" when somebody barfed over the rail.

[Critters2]

12. Errp works too

As in, "The new cat errped up a worm and it's still moving." A direct quote from my kitten fostering days.

[supernova]

14. I guess it's the emphasis

on the heaving sounds one makes just before the act. x(

I never did know where chunder came from. :thumbsup: But it makes sense, you wouldn't want to be leaning over a lower deck rail in that instance. :-)

[Critters2]

7. Onomatopoeia!!

A great word in its own right!

[AllegroRondo]

6. theres even a hork smilie

:puke:

[derby378]

44. Not anymore, apparently...

Looks like the puke smiley has been deleted.

[Critters2]

45. Here it is...

:puke:

[derby378]

49. Yay! Puke smiley!

:puke:

[kay1864]

8. It's not a real word

It's a misspelling of "hawk".

It's found in the Urban Dictionary, though (a site somewhat less reliable than Wikipedia, so YMMV)

[Critters2]

13. Spooge is a great word.

You don't have it over there, huh?

[billyskank]

19. Oh yes, we certainly have it

we just don't call it spooge. ;)

[Critters2]

21. LOL!!!

What do you call it?

[ruiner4u]

24. better be careful or muriel is going to put the oll lock on this...

[supernova]

29. So? What do you call it?

Inquiring minds want to know. :D

[kay1864]

32. Yeah, what DO you call it?

If you don't tell us, we won't remind you to buy bread.

[billyskank]

34. Erm, let's see...

Cum, spunk, jism. Those are all I can think of on the spot. I'm sure you probably use those words too.

[ruiner4u]

36. spunk, not so much...

at least in the circles I travel in...

[Critters2]

39. Spunk?!!

So that's what it means when someone has spunk. I've been using it wrong all these years.

[Parche]

26. Hork You

That is how you get to the 'spooge' stage, to Hork ones Horker......:hi:

[unpossibles]

30. I've always used "hork" as a way of saying "stealing"

or other shifty behavior.

for example: Republicans totally horked the last few elections.

[libodem]

35. cover your eyes and back away from the computer

NOW!

[redqueen]

37. I'm sure you've got the answer by now.

I'm only in htis thread to say :hi:

[billyskank]

38. I'm glad you're in htis thread

:hi: back.

[Critters2]

40. What does "htis" mean? nt

[kay1864]

43. It's how the English spell "spunk"

I haven't figured it out either :shrug:

[LynneSin]

41. So do you know what a pearl necklace is and why ZZtop sang about it

have fun

[ruiner4u]

42. a pearl necklace on a bare neck is a beautiful thing...

[KitchenWitch]

46. cough up nasty stuff.

[Roon]

47. to me, as a dishwasher

the spooge was always that liquid/stuff left over from the meal. We had spooge buckets and we used them!!

[Critters2]

48. I'm not as sophisticated as some might think

I learned the word "spooge" during the Monica Lewinski episode. A friend kept talking about the blue dress with spooge on it. It was a new term to me at the time.