Trashing lost-in-nj's house will not be as much fun as trashing matcom's house!

[KitchenWitch]

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Well, sure - the more you hate someone, the more fun trashing their house is.

:7

[KitchenWitch]

3. Yeah, but with matcom, it is actually a love-hate thing!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

2. oh, it might be...

:D

maybe not though

:rofl:

:P

matcom deserves it

lost doesn't do ya think :P

[KitchenWitch]

5. precisely!

[SPKrazy]

16. Uhm, yeah...

precisely what?


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

19. matcom deserves it!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

23. agreeed

and agreed

:spray:


:hi:

[VenusRising]

4. But we know about something now that we didn't for Matcom's house.

Spooge in tomato sauce!!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

6. Oh dear!

:rofl:


Can't




Fucking




Breathe!


:rofl:

[VenusRising]

11. LOL!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

9. we should send her spooge in tomato sauce :P

I'll send her a pic :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:D

[VenusRising]

12. I'm sure it will be so appreciated!

But probably not.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. oh i think

she'll think it's funny

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

or maybe not :P

[VenusRising]

21. Just because we think it's funny

doesn't mean that others will.

Especially the victim of a random Spooging.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

29. too late

sent her the spooge :rofl:

[VenusRising]

32. LOL!

You are responsible!!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

34. i'm thinking the next pm will be

goat smegma

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

38. Yes, but where is the flavor there?

No tomato sauce?

Amateurs!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

39. i suspect goat smegma needs no

flavor :puke:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[VenusRising]

40. I would rather cut out my tongue.

:puke:

[KitchenWitch]

41. No, you want your tongue uncut!

trust me!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

45. as in uncircumsised?

:shrug:



:evilgrin:


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

51. Yep!

What???

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

53. ///

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[VenusRising]

46. Good grief!!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

48. tip your waitress and bartender - I will be here all week!

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

52. ...

[SPKrazy]

49. has the

circumsiser got your tongue :shrug: i mean the cat?

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

60. No.

I was being tongue-in-cheek.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

61. oh...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

43. no kidding

where does KW come up with this shit?

goat smegma in a can?


:puke:


:puke:


no i won't send that one to lost... :spank: bad KW

[KitchenWitch]

15. I suppose it all depends upon what we DO with the spooge in tomato sauce!

:evilgrin:

[VenusRising]

17. I'm sure the possibilities are limitless.

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

20. what would you do with spooge KW?

:rofl:







:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

24. Let me get back to you on that!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

28. no i wanna know now!

with pics :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

31. I would mix it with this

[VenusRising]

35. OMG!

[SPKrazy]

37. now that is just nasty

you go and take perfectly good spooge and mix it with goat smegma :puke:


:yoiks:

[mzteris]

7. feel free

to trash my house while I'm gone -

it would probably be an improvement! :P

(Be sure to feed and water the cat, dogs, bird, fish, though - okay?)

Oh - and Fifi - she's in the basement.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Will do!

:7

[SPKrazy]

10. Fifi's in the basement now huh?

oh well good, fine

I'm sure you and Retro got her all "clean" now? (PEV)

:P

[mzteris]

22. That's where she lives -

she has the whole place to herself.

And no - she never got to have her bath. I think I've lost my helper. Thanks to a couple of nosey parkers! hmmph.

She likes it down there. Her own tv, pool table, a little wetbar and refrigerator. . .

[SPKrazy]

26. the lush!

:D

:hi:


;)

[ThomCat]

14. Um, if Fif is not the cat, one of the dogs, or a fish

what exactly are you keeping in your basement? :P

[SPKrazy]

18. itz her pig!

well it's our pig

she doesn't trust me with it

thinks i'll eat it or have sex with it or somethin' :shrug:


so she keeps it in her basement now...

and pretends that she is using the bathtub and candles to have retro help her clean her up

:P



:rofl:

[ThomCat]

25. Ah. I see, said the blind man.

Pigs are wonderful beasts. I'd love to have a pet pig.

I hope she and Retrolounge are having a wonderful time. :9

[SPKrazy]

27. oh ya do heh?

:rofl:

me too :D

[mzteris]

47. you shoulda seen my therapist's

face when I told her about the Rev. Acts/you/me love triangle and a pig named Fifi living in my basement.

:spray:

[SPKrazy]

50. nah, you didn't did ya?

:spray:



:rofl:


did they bring out the heavy duty drugs now mzteris :rofl:

[mzteris]

56. Why do you think I tol' her?

:rofl:


She thought it was funny as hell, actually. She wanted to know what I did "for fun" - so I told her.

She's pretty cool. I wish I could see her more often. :(

I wish she wasn't my therapist. She'd be fun to hang out with.

[SPKrazy]

57. what do you do for fun

i get involved in a love triangle and end up with a pig as the fallout of that :spray:




so did you get some heavy drugs for that huh?


:rofl:

[mzteris]

62. I think she thinks I'm ON 'em already!

:rofl:

Nah. I'm not taking anything right now. A few very minor zaps now and again. The pharmacist gave me hell a couple of days ago though. :(

I'm doing "ok" - a little more quick-tempered and on-edge - (reminds me of the old days!) but I'm not sure what they have in mind is what I really need. I mean, why take something every damn day - for situational problems, ya know? Especially with the side-effects.

Stress Stress Stress Stress. Some anxiety. Sprinkle a little OCD. A (-n un-) healthy dash of PTSD, a good dose of ADD along with perfectionism that translates into "do little with the risk failure", probably dipping just a tad into the very high end of the spectrum, and - for a grand finale - MENOPAUSE!!!!!!

Who needs DRUGS???????

[SPKrazy]

63. no drugs

just Fifi

she will help you... she's a pet therapist...

in yer basement

:hi:

[mzteris]

36. Not yet anyways!

:evilgrin:

I think he's a bit worried about the pig.

[mzteris]

30. she's a pig

No really. You know - P-O-R-K - the other white meat? (Opus quote, sorry)

It's not really MY pig - just pigsitting for a "friend" who got it for his girlfriend, who dumped him or something - and now it seems, I'm stuck with the pig!



She is cute, though.

And hey - with two boys, three dogs, a cat, a fish - and oops - forgot - a bird! - who's to notice a pig or two?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

33. so now i'm just a "friend"

man, i just keep going down down down the scale

i thought we mattered to each other mzteris

and fifi was our girl....




:spray:

[mzteris]

42. well you DO keep stalking me!

and NOT paying the powerbill -

and left me with this pig and all

and you STILL ain't tole me where you been and all...


I thought I mattered to you but I ain't seen hide nor hair of you since you dropped that pig off on my doorstep. :cry:

What's a girl to do?

[SPKrazy]

44. so now i'm stalking you?

i tole you i been here all along mzteris

i thought you liked the damned pig, i mean pig... ;)


come here :pals:

it will be okay we'll figger this out without old retro gettin' in the way :P

[mzteris]

54. Well you do keep showing up

in all my threads. How do you know where I am all the time, huh? :P

You know I lurves Fifi, she's so cute and cuddly and all, but dang it - I never seem to get to go out and have fun anymore. I know it's not her fault or anything, but - no one will babysit her when I'm out. Lotsa people hung up on me over that. And a few of the neighbors are starting to avoid me.

:shrug: - maybe it's cause she never got that damn BATH! There was nothing pevvy about it. You're the pev for thinking such mean awful things.

Retro was just being nice. A gentlemen-like - and offered to help out some, you know - just being nice and friendly and all.

[SPKrazy]

55. yeah, sure just a "gentleman" sure he was

:eyes:


i wasn't borned yesterday mzteris

;)

[mzteris]

58. He's been totally a gentleman.

I only met him the once - and there were other people around. Heck, I barely got to talk to him.

But he asked about Fifi - you know how nice DU Lounger's are - and said if there was anything he could do to help and soooooooooooooo .......

and - ok - so he offered to help me paint my toenails. Is that so bad? I thought that was nice of him.

[SPKrazy]

59. it is nice...

:D