Just got back from Canada. I don't have Rosetta Stone for Canadian so let's speak it here!

[matcom]

I need to practice what I've learned through my 4 days of imersion up there:

So....

"Why don't you grab a few beer and go out abooot for a toot?"

"Four Molson eh?"

"Yous wanna run up to town for some prodowce?"

yup. the Matcoms are back. U.S. DUers, if you look due North you can still see the embers ;)

[Hugin]

1. Welcome Back.

Did you see any Loons?

[matcom]

3. got a pocket full of Loonies and Toonies

:D

[Hugin]

4. I'll never figure out their monetary system...

Oh, and BTW... We -DID NOT- break Mrs. Matcom's 'Glass Egg'. ;)

[edbermac]

2. Well, here's a Canadian joke for you.

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whatcha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade mate."

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

5. It's aboot time we talked Canuuk

(they have funny heads)
I'd talk anyway necessary for one of those smokin hawt Canadian Babes

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Good - I hope you burned the whole goddamned place down.

While you were oot and aboot.

[jakefrep]

7. What colour are the raspberry-flavoured slushies?

[fudge stripe cookays]

8. Go park the car in the graaaj.

1 syllable. And there is no ahhhhh sound. It's a straight short A. Also used in Tranna (Toronto).