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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 03:34 PM
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Poll question: Oscar vs. a Yak
in a caged death match.

The Yak has the benefit of strength and size, but Oscar has expressiveness and a certain existential je ne sais quois.

Their aromas are equal.

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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BritishHuman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 03:43 PM
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1. Gotta be Oscar
I mean, I wouldn't want to wrestle a yak myself or anything*, but Oscar is a force of nature.



* except in a playful, sensuous way, of course.
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Pobeka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 04:58 PM
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2. Go Oscar the underdog!
Undermuskrat? Undergroundhog? Underwhateverthehellitis!
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-04 06:25 PM
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3. "Force is followed by loss of strength."Updated at 11:51 PM
Yak & Oscar would sit on the porch,
discuss the primary without rancor,
share some moths, watch the sunset,
mosey to Hooters.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 03:54 AM
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4. perhaps...
but a caged death match prohibits such conegeniality.


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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:05 AM
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6. Not congeniality, but a wry coexistence.Updated at 11:51 PM
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:02 AM
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5. With his power over space and time Oscar with ease
Didn't he take some martial arts lessons too?
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:10 AM
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7. Not really power over time & spaceUpdated at 11:51 PM
as much as no resistance to them/it.
Surrender with complete abandon, so
that he becomes time and space, and
therefore time and space ceases to
exist for him, just as he ceases to exist
for time and space. In this regard, he is
like a fish made out of water. The water
senses him, the water looks for him, but he
*is* the water that looks for him, so he
cannot be found, though he is never lost,
and always home.
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BritishHuman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 04:19 AM
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8. Undoubtedly.
He's clearly a master of Dimac.
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