BREAKING: Britney Spears still nuts

[kay1864]

Spears accused of threatening paparazzi
07/31/2007 8:13 PM, AP
John Rogers

Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and threatened two photographers after they took pictures of her leaving a Las Vegas spa, the photographers said in a statement Tuesday.

Spears yelled "I am going to kill you!" and cursed at Andrew Deetz, a photographer who says he was beaten by Spears' bodyguard on Thursday, according to a statement released by Deetz's lawyers.

Deetz, 24, is preparing to sue, his lawyers said.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/12175878

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Who would have thunk ...

that K-Fed would be the better parent?

[regnaD kciN]

2. Britney is really turning into...

...a train wreck of epic proportions.

Who would imagine that any single individual would manage to make Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan seem almost normal by comparison?

[Yavin4]

7. Well, Someone Had To Take Over From Anna Nicole Smith

There was an opening.

[LostInAnomie]

3. "It's hard bein' stupid trash, y'all."

Hopefully, in about 5 years she'll be working at an Arby's, and we'll never have to hear about her again.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Is the VH1 "Where are they Now" crew taking bets already?

;-)

[regnaD kciN]

5. I would guess that, in five years...

...she'll have turned into a "country" artist. And, in ten years, she'll be packin' them in down in Branson.

[LostInAnomie]

6. No joke

Either country or Christian rock. Or, whatever genre the talentless lame-o's are going into by then.