If you could create a mate what would they look & act like?

[Lostmessage]

If you could place an order for your perfect mate what would they look like and act like.

Here is my list.

1. Funny
2. Caring
3. Intelligent
4. Loyal
5. Cannot wear adult diapers.
6. Nice Eye Lashes and a good butt

Pleasing to look at and doesn't hide any secrets.
*Preferably has a 24 hour sex drive.

[Waistdeep]

1. Don't forget

a supporter of a single payer health care system

[Lostmessage]

2. Good Idea

I forgot about Universal Health Care.

[TrogL]

3. Barefoot, pregnant, occupying kitchen

*runs like hell*

[Lostmessage]

5. LOL

Will TV Dinners and spam do?
Are you available?

[Mrs. Venation]

4. She Would Look And Act Like Bertha Venation

That's why I married Bertha; she's my ideal. :loveya:

[populistmom]

24. That's really sweet!

You two are lucky to have each other! :)

[Bertha Venation]

36. aw

should've read the thread first
:blush:
:loveya:

[Shanty Oilish]

6. Healthy and careful

I've buried a few so I know what counts. It would also help if he didn't need me for anything, but that's negotiable.

[Lostmessage]

11. I don't want to play me and my shadow with anyone

You have to keep looking back and asking WHAT.

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. There must be someone actually like this, right?

Liberal, thoughtful, loyal, intelligent, sexy...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Yes I'm just like that

But if I'm not mistaken you're a hetero woman :evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

31. Where I live (hillbilly central) I can't be that picky.

:P

[Lostmessage]

9. Shoot you should have said kind of stupid

That would have been me.

[DS1]

18. Yes, there is

[philosophie_en_rose]

33. Yes, but is he available?

[Lostmessage]

21. Your a girl

Sorry excuse me.

[philosophie_en_rose]

32. You don't have to be sorry that I'm a girl.

I like it. Honest.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

22. Yoohoo!

;-) :hi:

[Lostmessage]

27. Hello hello

:loveya:

[Nlighten1]

10. I would like for them...

to look like a human...

[Lostmessage]

12. Shoot

You don't like women that can BARK.

[woofless]

13. Not one iota different

than my Katie Darlin' is right now.

Yup, I'm a lucky guy.

[DS1]

14. I'm confused (again)

Is the no Adult Diapers rule because that would cover up their good butt, or are you looking for a particular breed of dog?

[Lostmessage]

16. LOL

I am not going to change no diapers on anyone. Do you have a breed in mind?

[Fenris]

15. Honey, I'm your man

I fit all those categories, and the asterisk! It might work if you don't mind dating someone younger than thou.

:)

[Lostmessage]

17. How old are you?

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

19. Young enough to need a fake beard

[Fenris]

20. Probably too young

Though I have the wit, soul, and wisdom of someone much older.

I'll give you a hint: under 25, over 15.:evilgrin:

[Lostmessage]

25. 17 right?

Old enough to rent a hotel room on my own?

[Fenris]

26. Higher

:)

[Lostmessage]

28. 17 1/2

Sorry I forgot the half.

[Fenris]

29. Well, Christ, I'm not underaged

And technically, there's only one thing I cannot partake in.

[populistmom]

23. Add to the list

free of substances (free of substances controlling them anyway)
tall
hard-working
sensitive
compassionate
passionate
silly
outgoingly shy
verbal
not easily intimidated by a woman who knows what she wants

Then you've got the perfect guy, if the chemistry's right of course.

[supernova]

30. Ha! Here's my list...

1) Intellectual - would actually have to enjoy discussing literature, theatre, movies, music, politics of course, etc.

2) Somewhat shy - cant stand overly brash people.

3) Funny - word play works best with me.

4) Responsible and dependable. I've had quite enough of irresponsible and unreliable. That includes being responsible with $$.

5) Respectful, but not stuff shirt about it.

6) Let's me finish my sentences. Patient. I'm a somewhat slow thinker so I value a good listener.

7) Willing to walk beside me. I'm small and am very tired of practically running to keep up with people. I don't mind a tall person but having someone actually walk *with* me would be a huge deal.

8) Cute smile and eyes.

If you think you have those qualities, PM me. ;-)

[Lostmessage]

34. I left a couple of things out

Not on oxygen and he cant be Dependant on his I've fallen and I can't get up beeper.

[Bertha Venation]

35. My perfect mate is in the front room, watching the news.

She's the love of my life, my soul mate, the reason I waited 36 years to marry.

Oh -- looks/act?

Looks: tall; curly, soft blonde hair; blue eyes; cute, sweet face; beautiful hands and wonderful features. I adore the package the love of my life was born into.

Acts: tough. Inside: puffalump.

Her heart of gold is bigger than a mama bear -- and more courageous.

More about her: among her former careers are coal miner (one of the first woman coal miners), caregiver to profoundly retarded persons, and armed escort/guard of battered women at a clandestine shelter/haven.

:loveya: I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

[Lostmessage]

37. You guys are lucky

BTW I have a cousin that was one of the first female coalminers.

[Bertha Venation]

40. We are VERY, VERY LUCKY

and if, by bragging, I've offended anyone who wants a mate, I apologize. I just realized how reading this could hurt.

Where did your cousin work? Mrs. V. - Southern Appalachia.

[Lostmessage]

41. She worked in several states

All in Appalachia and I believe one mine was either in Blue field or was called Blue field. She had a little girl to support on her own and that was the best paying job in the mountains. She has a degree but she couldn't find work so she did what her father and his father had done and that was work in the coal mines of Kentucky.

[Bertha Venation]

42. Sounds familiar, minus the child.

:toast: to her.

[Lostmessage]

43. The daughter was from a rape

I believe she was either 15 or 16 when the baby was born. You know those southern boys they have to show a girl what a man is like. She is a very pretty girl and my uncle and aunt raised her.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

38. My non-negotiable demands in no particular order

1. Single :-) I don't do the "other woman" routine.

2. Exceptionally intelligent but not in a narrow or nerdy sense

3. Sense of humor and creativity

4. Kind and considerate

5. Compatible values

6. Wide range of interests, especially in the arts and travel

7. Age within ten years on either side of mine

8. Wicked glints in his eyes

9. Lives in a city or a not-too-small town. I don't do suburbs or the remote rural areas.

9. All else negotiable. However, I don't play golf or tennis, and I am not very domestic.

[Paragon]

39. :