I think I got someone's mail by mistake. Twice.

[Ptah]

Two manila envelopes, each containing a short story.

Or a two chapter novella.


One takes place in a distant land.
So distant that I didn't recognize any part of the culture.
I cried.

The other is about a man who dies.
It was a slow death, no visitors, no nurses.
I cried.

I wonder who sent them to me? And why?


:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Ptah...

Was it addressed to you, personally?

Strange indeed....

And no return address, I assume?

I have no idea why anyone would do such a thing, sweetie...:hug:

[Ptah]

2. It was postmarked somewhere in Colorado.

This thread is a pull your leg post, not quite a copycat.

Sorry.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. ACK!

And I fell for it!:cry:

You are a very naughty boy!

And you know what happens to them...:evilgrin:

:spank: :spank:

[petronius]

3. You should probably just shred them

I'm sure whoever sent them wouldn't want them to fall into the hands of - god forbid - a literary agent or something...

:rofl:

[Ptah]

7. I think I'll scan them and post them.

Surely someone will recognize them.

[BarenakedLady]

4. Hehehe

:applause:

[Ptah]

8. Please, tip your waitstaff.

:blush:

[YDogg]

5. Send them in to a publisher. You might strike gold!

:-)

[Ptah]

9. Bah, I think I'll claim authorship.

Book tour, here I come!

:woohoo: