Miz t. shaved her legs today. That means ONE thing.

[trof]

Clean sheets tonight.
See...when you've been married long enough...

So, what were YOU thinking, perv?
:-)

[matcom]

1. cross-burning night

:shrug:

[trof]

6. Naw, that's Mondays.

;-)

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

2. That she was going

to be in a bicycle race? :shrug:

[matcom]

3. annual tradition?

:shrug:





























:hide: don't tell her I said that

[trof]

7. OK, here's the deal:

She likes the feel of clean sheets on smooth shaven legs.
Like I said, when you've been married long enough...you know these things.
:-)

[racaulk]

4. Wow chicka bow bow...

;)

[rurallib]

5. Had a date with a good looking fellow?

[Deja Q]

8. That you were going to get some?

:hide:

[cobalt1999]

9. Getting some on clean sheet night is still my goal in this marriage.

Whenever it's clean sheet night here, I say "Woohoo!" and give my wife a wink. Her reply is usually, "No way in hell tonight mister". A man can dream though. :)

[trof]

10. You just have to learn to be neater.

Neatness sits on the right hand of Buddha.