I can feel... I say I say... I can feeeeel your CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Demons be GONE!!!!!

[Endangered Specie]

2. No, NOO, NOT KERRY, NOO!!!

[tridim]

3. Ribs, I command you to buy ribs..

Buy a slab for 'murika! But don't tip your waitress..

[regularguy]

4. "Please God, give me back my teeth. I promise I won't lie anymore"

.

[11 Bravo]

5. I was only AWOL for FIVE months, not a whole year!

Damn those lying Democrats!

[cosmicdot]

6. let me throw this out to see how it flies ...

weapons of mass destruction related program activity

[wysimdnwyg]

7. No, wait!

I can make up some other BS - I mean - There were weapons of mass destruction program-related ACTIVITIES! Yeah, that's it!

[VOX]

8. "Ah clean mah windshield even better when Ah actually hold a rag!"

"evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

9. Uggghhhhh.....Maw said hair would grow on my palms before

the blindness set in........Mongo see only dark.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. "Love, gentlemen.

Jesus had love in both fists! And what is love? Love is the mornin' and the evenin' star. It shines on the cradle of the Babe. Hear ye, sinners. Love is the inspiration of poets and philosophers. Love is the voice of music. I'm talkin' about divine love - not carnal love."
-Elmer Gantry