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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:45 AM
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Harry joins the Church of Scientology!
Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 11:49 AM by Orrex
Harry abandons magic and joins the Church alongside Tom Cruise and what's-his-name from the execrable remake of Hairspray. Thereafter, Hermione grows up to marry a football star and moves to the US, and Ron spends the rest of his days playing the Wii that he got in trade for his magic wand.


Post a made-up Harry Potter spoiler of your own!

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:47 AM
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1. a giant chasm divides wide open swallowing up the entire school and all it's inhabitants...
...never to be heard from again. American stock market crashes for lack of cheap foreign-made overpriced Harry Potter junk
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:47 AM
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2. It's more fun if you start a thread with a made-up spoiler in the headline
I learned that just before the Sopranos finale
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:49 AM
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3. Done!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:53 AM
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4. Needs a little tweaking
If you don't mind having half the Lounge think you're an asshole then post something plausible. The day after the penultimate Sopranos episode I posted "OMG, I can't believe they killed Tony Soprano before the finale." I made a lot of Ignore lists that day.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:55 AM
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7. Nah, I don't want to be that much of a fink
I tried something similar among my friends way back when SE7EN came out and I was the first to see it. I was ostracized for some time.

"I can't believe that Morgan Freeman was the murderer," I said.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:53 AM
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5. Thousands....well, hundreds.....well, a few Americans are blissfully ignorant of Harry Potter
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 11:54 AM
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6. Harry had his gonad chopped off by a mincing knife, and wakes up to become Darth Vader.
Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 11:54 AM by HypnoToad
Complete with gonad-shaped helmet...


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