Impeached flight attendant says 'bye-bye' to Vitter prostitute!!11

[Zomby Woof]

It's much easier to surf GD when you just condense all the bullshit.

[Deja Q]

1. At the Olive Garden where Rachey Ray was vying to let grown babies (men) breastfeed?

[Zomby Woof]

2. No, no...

Unless you're condensing a Lounge thread.

(admittedly some topics do cross over)

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Laugh now, jackass. It's one of MY kids that's gonna changing your diaper in the nursing home.

I HOPE HE GIVES YOU ALL THE RESPECT YOU ARE SHOWING FOR HIM NOW.

Maybe then you'll learn some COMPASSION AND LOVE.

So fuck off.

[Zomby Woof]

5. I'll practice my love, gynecologist-style

My diapers smell like roses, so YOUR CHILD SHOULD BE LUCKY TO GET SO CLOSE TO MY HOLY BUTTOCKS.

[Mutley]

4. ZombyWoof!!

Long time no see. Howya been?

[Zomby Woof]

6. MUTLEY!!!!

I had to shut down my Coffee Kiosk at Pembroke Mall because you quit showing up!

[Mutley]

9. That's okay.

I work in a Coffee Kiosk now (no, seriously), so you can come visit me and get hopped up on espresso!

[Zomby Woof]

10. REALLY???111!!!!!!

WOOHOO!!!!

I find that news moderately exciting.

[Mutley]

12. You just need two or three more shots in your coffee.

Then you'll find it considerably exciting.

[Zomby Woof]

13. Sure have missed you around here

Between the smell of Rabrrrrrr's armpits and matcom's noisy colon, it is just not Loungey enough without you!

[Mutley]

15. Aww! Thanks, Zomby.

You're too sweet.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. CONGRESS!!!11

[Zomby Woof]

8. THREE-RUN HOME RUN!!!

I just had congress with the crowd at Dodger Stadium.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. One at a time?

Methinks the Old Man is on a tear.

[Zomby Woof]

14. I just offer up my Dodger Dog

The fans relish it.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Ba-DOMP (tishhhh)

Charlie just said the Dodgers are hitting .335 in July.

[Zomby Woof]

19. I am savoring their NL best winning %

Thin as it may be, I expect they will maintain when August comes to pass.

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I hope so

They were 45-36 after 81 games, so they're gonna have to ramp it up a notch. I don't think 90 wins will be enough.

More news from Charlie: Since Bill Miller became hitting coach on June 16, Martin is hitting .375 and Ethier .421.

[Initech]

16. Vitter updates 24/7 - all the shit that's fit to print!

[madinmaryland]

18. Call your Congressman RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! 1-202-225-4965

NOW DAMMIT!!1!!