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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:58 PM
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Okay, who let the huge, Godzilla-esque beetle into my house?
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 09:11 PM by mutley_r_us
This thing is a monster. Even my dog is afraid of it. :scared:


edit: Damn stupid keyboards I'm not used to. :grr:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:06 PM
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1. i did, sorry i was bored.
living next a nuclear reactor does come in handy though.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:12 PM
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2. See, that's not cool at all.
Can you at least get some plutonium to help me kill this thing? I don't think it'll take any less than that.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:21 PM
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3. can i send it through the mail? I'm probably going to need some type of
fancy and safe container, by the way that beetle is going to keep growing so you may want to just do as it commands until i get down to mail boxes etc.
:evilgrin:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:23 PM
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4. Well, uh
Can you make it quick? It already ate one of my sister's cats. :o
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:25 PM
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5. lol! me and my daughter are giggling.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:28 PM
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7. As well you should be.
:P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:27 PM
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6. Will a flyswatter help?
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:28 PM
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8. Only if it's the size of a Jeep Cherokee
:scared:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:31 PM
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9. I think I have just the thing....




:rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:36 PM
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11. Hahaha!
That might do it.

Go Green Lantern! :D
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:33 PM
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10. Do you mean this giant, fore-arm humping, pev beetle?
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:37 PM
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12. Good Jebus on a Stick!
:scared:

I think I'd have a heart attack if that thing were in my house. :wow:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:41 PM
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13. The site says that they clean up after themselves, wash the dishes they use,
and replace empty rolls of toilet paper with fresh ones. They're great conversationalists if you can get past their only known spoken phrase of "Hi howareya".

That and the egg-laying in the forearm thing. Pleasant bugs.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:42 PM
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14. Great. I think I'm about to run right out and get one as a pet.
:P
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