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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:19 PM
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I kicked three middle-aged, white Republican men's buttockses this weekend
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 08:40 PM by Dangerously Amused



...in a game of Balderdash. Two of whom are lawyers. (And another independent male, but I was the only girl there.) A fun little demonstration of how easily Republicans are taken in by complete and utter bullshit.

"War on Terrorism," anyone?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!


Represent, intelligent liberal sistas.


:headbang:


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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:20 PM
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1. Raise the roof!
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 08:20 PM by Starbucks Anarchist
(Provided it was built by Habitat For Humanity) ;) :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:21 PM
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Heya!




How's NYC treatin ya?


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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:23 PM
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3. Much better now that I have an A/C.
I'm curing meat in my apartment right now. :rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:29 PM
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8. Really?! They have a cure for that now??



:7


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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:33 PM
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9. Works like gangbusters!
What gang was busted, I don't know. :rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:21 PM
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2. I am all for the buttockses of Republicans being kicked!
Good for you. :thumbsup:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:28 PM
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7. No doubt!



:hi:




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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:24 PM
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4. 'Buttockses'
:rofl:

:yourock:

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:33 PM
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10. Oops. Sorry. I meant, "buttocksen." Right?



"Buttocksi"?


Dude. You and I as a team would SERIOUSLY clean house in Balderdash. Oh. My. God.


:hug:



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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:38 PM
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12. Got me
I'm not well-versed in buttocksicology. :shrug:

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:26 PM
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5. Balderdash is the best. game. EVER!
I always lose, because I can't take it seriously.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:38 PM
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11. It was wa-aaay fun!



It would be a blast to play it with you so we could just play for fun. But there was NO WAY I was gonna let them Republican boys beat me when I know aplenty I am way much smarter than them.


:hi:



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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:56 PM
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18. it's not fun for Balder
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 12:55 PM
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21. Moral of the story: Stay away from mistletoe.




Let us all share a moment of silence for Balder.






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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:26 PM
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6. Represent, testify, and signify. We need to hear from y'all.
Redstone
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:39 PM
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13. Hey Redstone!



Been awhile. I miss you!


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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:50 PM
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15. I was spectacularly ill for most of June. But better now. Good to see you
again as well, sweets.

Redstone
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:37 PM
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24. June seems to have been a spectacularly bad "health" month all the way around.




But yeah, I'm glad you're better and back. I did miss you tons.



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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:11 PM
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14. Is this 'balderdash' somehow related to Harry Potter?
Because it sounds like it should be. :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:30 PM
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22. It does sound like it should be.




Even given the fact that I know absolutely NOTHING about the whole Harry Potter genre.



:hi:



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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:54 PM
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16. You go, girl!!!!!
:yourock:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:35 PM
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23. Yeah sista!




:hi:



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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:54 PM
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17. you dashed poor Balder?
With a mistletoe? :cry:

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/balder.html#death

I weep, I weep. Adonais is dead. :cry:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:41 PM
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25. Well, no... I dashed the Repub's little bald ers...





Don't weep. They weren't using them anyway.


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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:14 PM
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19. I thought this was a wierd sex thread.
:rofl:

Haven't seen you around DA. What's happening besides kicking rethug ass?
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:03 PM
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26. Well, yeah. One might expect that coming from the likes of me, eh?



Thanks for asking. My brother has been gravely ill for quite awhile - life and death kind of stuff - so I've been off dealing with that and not hanging around here as much.=]\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ <--- (Kitty says "hello.") At the moment brother is stable, so my friends and TPM took me out over the weekend to destress a bit, thus the Balderdash coup d'tat after a fabulous group effort, kitchen-frenzy home-cooked meal event at the host's house. Other than that, just general work and family stuff.

What's new with you? I've missed your photo threads - you do beautiful work and have an excellent eye for composition. Do you have any new photo threads up?


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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 04:35 PM
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29. Sorry to hear about Bro.
I hope he recovers soon.

As far as pics go, I've put up a few. You can check them out here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and finally here. I am not sure which ones you have seen or not, but enjoy.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 12:04 PM
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36. Thanks for the links!




I waited for every last pic to load and looked at them all. :)

I do love your work, all very nice images and really, some of those bird shots belong in a wildlife magazine. You must be an incredibly patient person.

I liked the Roseate Spoonbill's lovely and delicate palette and thought you made good use of the lighting and composition in drawing those colors out, but I especially liked the Gull series and the Pelicans because you caught them being so expressive with their body language that it made me laugh. Well, Pelicans are just funny birds anyway. With such unwieldy proportions they pretty much can't do anything and maintain any semblance of dignity about it.

I also liked the Smug Cardinal and the juvenile Killdeer running wild in the sand, again because of the character your pics allow them to portray. Much more fun to look at than the standard encyclopedia shots.

Nice work!


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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 05:34 PM
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40. Thanks.
I'm glad you enjoyed them. Now go kick some more rethug ass in cards!
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:34 PM
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20. He distinctly said 'to blave.' And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff.

Ah, Miracle Max. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

I am, my dear DA, an excellent blaver.

:rofl:


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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:07 PM
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27. I have long admired your wicked sweet blave skillz, dp.




Among your many others.



:7



PS - thanks for that recent pic of your little girl, oh my goodness she is sooooo so so so adorable!


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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 11:15 PM
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35. And I stand in awe of your impressive gluteus maximus kickius skills...

Maybe I should sit, though... the better to protect the buttius cheeksiuses.

:D

P.S. Plenty more pictures where that came from...

;)


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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 12:58 PM
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37. Just for you.




A demo of my impressive gluteus maximus kickius skillzzz...


Republican Butts HA! =kick= Ha! =kick= Ha! ...


Okay, so my form is a little stiff... but I am relentless!




Looking forward to more toddler pics! Feel free to sprinkle them freely and randomly into conversations, inboxes, etc...


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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 10:33 PM
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41. I think you've created a new product!

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em KickButts!



My little world traveler...
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:28 AM
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42. Oh my my my, soooo so cuuuute!




What a beautiful child. And so photogenic. I'll bet people stop you in the streets just to compliment your pretty girl. I know I would.


What a doll! :loveya:


Thanks for a bright start to my day.


:)


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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:15 PM
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28. i was expecting a story
along these lines

but kicking Repub bum at Balderdash is good, too. :D :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 04:47 PM
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31. Alas, I fear they might have enjoyed that too much.




I'm more of a "total domination of your mind" kinda girl. The "I will torture you with your ignorance and hypocrisy, and beat your pathetic Republican excuse for a brain into submission with FACTS and LOGIC" sort.


:hi:



Hey, how you been? I was hoping this would be the summer we could wreak some havoc and use the weinermobile as a getaway car.



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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 05:09 PM
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32. one of the many things i admire about you, D_A
is that you CAN and DO dominate the mind; you're an intelligent woman.

i think you could pull off the other domination, too, though.

but yes, i lieu of recent scandals, you're probably right, they would have it enjoyed it too much. :D

i am good, dear one. how are You?

i am always up for wreaking havoc.

you and me, babe. (Thelma and Louise) :) :hug:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 01:12 PM
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38. Hey you.




Thanks for the compliments, doll. But I would demand your tag-team sister assistance in just about any domination event in which I'd care to participate. Not that either of us would need the other to totally annihilate out opponent(s), but it would be infinitely more fun that way, with the added bonus of occasional breaks to catch up with our giggle fits.

I'm doing okay. Hope you are enjoying the summer.


:hi: :hug:



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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 04:39 PM
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30. I totally read "buttockses" as "buttsecks."
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 05:15 PM
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33. d00d.




:spray:


:rofl:



u haz 2 manny lolcats k



:7


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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 05:19 PM
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34. Psshh, that goes back to the O'rly owl.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-18-07 01:15 PM
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39. I'm soooo glad you youngins are around



..to assist those of us who are tragically uncool.


Thanks.

:hi:



:7


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