I can be an arrogant douchebag at work now! Wheee eeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[graywarrior]

I returned to the "rectum canker-of-the-universe" job today and pretended to empathize with the 38 newbies--hahahahaha. I am no longer at the bottom of the food chain, just at the bottom of the barrel as far as jobs go.

*snort*

I suck so bad.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Yeah, you do....but,

that's why I love you

[graywarrior]

2. I love you back.

But I still suck at work.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. When are you coming home?

*whine*

[graywarrior]

5. We're trying to find a way. It's a long process when two idiots bounce

idiotic ideas off one another. We're at a stalemate.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Let's triangulate!

[graywarrior]

12. You start,,,,

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Hehe....

So what's the issue btwn y'all? Let me mediate

[graywarrior]

15. We're like the Red Sox---idiots.

Lst night we argued over how we argue.

[bicentennial_baby]

18. Ok, you need help...

Simplify, simplify....

[billyskank]

3. You are moving up in the world.

You have gone from surly insubordinate to arrogant douchebag. Before you know it you will be a pompous asshole.

[graywarrior]

6. I can't wait. I've been in training for years to be pompous.

[billyskank]

7. I can help you in finishing.

I am good at pompous.

[graywarrior]

10. I know. Anyone who spells words with an added 'u' is considered pompous in my book

and you are quite good at that.

[ThomCat]

8. Whatever it is you do, that doesn't sound like a fun job.

I hope you're not stuck there for long. I would really, really love to hear that you've escaped to something better.

[graywarrior]

11. 6 weeks and I'm done forever!

[ThomCat]

14. Yay!

That's awesome!

[texas1928]

16. They moved our office over to the call center.

Now I have all these newbies who don't know me, asking if I am a trainee. If one more asks me that I am going to smack them. I helped start the GD Tech Support department and helped launch the internet services. I just want to say "GO AWAY PEON!"

[graywarrior]

20. Newbies all have the same "I beg you to let me please you before you beat me" kinda look.

I just hope I didn't have the same look last cycle.

[texas1928]

31. These guys think they are the senior people.

They don't realize or know me. I am 10 years of seniority over them. They think they are being hot stuff, and trying to help the new person. It is annoying.

[evlbstrd]

17. Congratulations.

I myself have been named Official Grumpy Motherfucker.

[graywarrior]

19. Finally, huh?

You so deserve it.

[evlbstrd]

23. Why, thank you.

That means a lot coming from a peer.

[graywarrior]

24. I know. We rule as bastids.

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Finally, something you're good at!

I KEED! I KEED!... because I love.

[graywarrior]

25. Hell...I was planning an early night, and now you show up.

Curses!

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. I'll leave if you want

I be needin' to finish my re-read of the Harry Potter books.

[graywarrior]

28. I'm gonna be doing the same thing! ! ! ! !

We're such twins.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. We are!

It's starting to get kind of freaky.

[graywarrior]

30. And others have taken notice.

[mainegreen]

22. At least you're not at the bottom of the cracker barrel.

[graywarrior]

26. No, I'm thrust into the middle of a million crackers here in FL