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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:44 PM
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
God, I love Mitch Hedburg.

"You would never see an escalator out of order sign. Just 'Sorry, escalator temporarily stairs.'"

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:53 PM
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1. I can think of better stocking stuffers...
But the Red Hot Chili Peppers got there 15 years before I had. Fortunately.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:55 PM
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2. He was such a clever guy
I have a brother that resembles him an awful lot. My favorite joke of his that I can think of at the moment is the one where the guys keeps pounding on the wall, and he yells out "There's no door. Go around."

:rofl:

:hi:
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MysticalChicken Donating Member (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:58 PM
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3. Mitch Hedberg is/was...
one of my most favorite comedians ever.

What's proper grammar in this situation? Is it "Mitch Hedberg was one of my most favorite comedians ever"? I didn't stop liking him when he died, which is what the "was" sort of implies. And it can't be "is" because, well, he's dead.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:59 PM
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4. Ever seen those commercials where someone's standing under a waterfall?
That's bullshit, man, 'cause that thing would knock you on your ASS!

:rofl:
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