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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:20 PM
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There's a fly in my office the size of a pterodactyl
If you guys don't hear from me later, please send the A-Team.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:36 PM
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1. Is it this big?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:36 PM
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2. They're on their way
but they have to bust Murdoch out of the funny farm first and then drug B.A. before they can get him in a plane.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:37 PM
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3. ...
:rofl:
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Dr_Funkenstein Donating Member (128 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:58 PM
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4. Your Coffee is OK
Is this fly unable to land in your coffee, because it can't fit it's juicy thorax into your mug? Could its razor sharp pincers cleave your mouse cord in two? Did its buzzing about unset Larry's toupee? If it were to land on your cubicle wall, would it start a literal domino effect of plastic framed, canvas wrapped cardboard?

*Just curious.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:08 PM
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5. Could you be more specific?
The Pterodactyls (or Pterodactyloids) were a group of flying reptiles that ranged in size from having a wingspan of a few inches (primitive Pterodactyls) to over 40 feet (12 m) (later Pterodactyls).
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