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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:07 PM
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Why do all the sassy young chicks come to my WinnDixie?
I swear everytime I shop at my local WinnDixie there's always these sassy young chickybabe who think I'm hitting on them when they're causing a nuisance.

For example, today I'm in the produce section, squeezing the melons and comparing the cucumbers and zucchinis, and some little chiquita damn near runs me over with her shopping cart. Since she was a purty young thang, I says to her "you can run me over if you want", just to be polite. Then she rolled her eyes at me and walked away.

She was creating a public nuisance, so I followed her around the store and out to the parking lot. I was hoping to get her license plate number so I could report her to the authorities.

Damn kids these days got no respect for their elders. They should stay the hell out of my WinnDixie. And off my lawn, too.

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:13 PM
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1. Nicely done!
:thumbsup:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:14 PM
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2. ........
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 04:32 PM by Ava
you are a meanie!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:38 PM
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5. naw, I'm a jackass
:D
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:54 PM
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9. that too
:P
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Throwing Stones Donating Member (730 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:15 PM
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3. I bet she wanted it, too!
:toast:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:26 PM
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4. I have tried to make so many replies to this thread.
I have abandoned every one. :blush:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:41 PM
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6. Boy, you are a durn mess!
Hell on wheels! :D
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:52 PM
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8. HOT DAMN!!!!
:yourock:

Good God, how are you doing Ms. Wonderful? :loveya:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:56 PM
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10. OMG, you!!!!
I'm doing well now. How about you, ya long tall drink of water?

:D :loveya: :loveya:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:01 PM
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11. Check yr PMs
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 05:02 PM by no name no slogan
Long story, I'm episodic again. And was misdiagnosed. For 12 years (turns out I'm bipolar). But I'm working on it.

Check this thread for part of the details
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:49 PM
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7. Bloody 'ell, you're only - what - 34? That ain't old!
Besides, you should see what happens to me when I go playing in the produce department...
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:14 PM
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13. Almost 38
but I've been told I look ten years younger.

but that was before I started smoking crack and/or meth.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:11 PM
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12. I hate when I dont see the original 1st
:banghead:
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