Why do all the sassy young chicks come to my WinnDixie?

[no name no slogan]

I swear everytime I shop at my local WinnDixie there's always these sassy young chickybabe who think I'm hitting on them when they're causing a nuisance.

For example, today I'm in the produce section, squeezing the melons and comparing the cucumbers and zucchinis, and some little chiquita damn near runs me over with her shopping cart. Since she was a purty young thang, I says to her "you can run me over if you want", just to be polite. Then she rolled her eyes at me and walked away.

She was creating a public nuisance, so I followed her around the store and out to the parking lot. I was hoping to get her license plate number so I could report her to the authorities.

Damn kids these days got no respect for their elders. They should stay the hell out of my WinnDixie. And off my lawn, too.

[flvegan]

1. Nicely done!

[Ava]

2. ........

you are a meanie!

[no name no slogan]

5. naw, I'm a jackass

[Ava]

9. that too

[Throwing Stones]

3. I bet she wanted it, too!

[billyskank]

4. I have tried to make so many replies to this thread.

I have abandoned every one.

[Sugar Smack]

6. Boy, you are a durn mess!

Hell on wheels!

[no name no slogan]

8. HOT DAMN!!!!

Good God, how are you doing Ms. Wonderful?

[Sugar Smack]

10. OMG, you!!!!

I'm doing well now. How about you, ya long tall drink of water?

[no name no slogan]

11. Check yr PMs

Long story, I'm episodic again. And was misdiagnosed. For 12 years (turns out I'm bipolar). But I'm working on it.

Check this thread for part of the details
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Deja Q]

7. Bloody 'ell, you're only - what - 34? That ain't old!

Besides, you should see what happens to me when I go playing in the produce department...

[no name no slogan]

13. Almost 38

but I've been told I look ten years younger.

but that was before I started smoking crack and/or meth.

[LSK]

12. I hate when I dont see the original 1st