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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:16 PM
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Wal-Mart To Start Selling Jesus Action Figures


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For the first time, the world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart will sell a line of religious toys, according to a WKMG-TV report.

More than 420 Wal-Mart stores nationwide will begin carrying the faith-based toys that include Jesus and Samson action figures.

Only about one-sixth of stores will carry the toys.

A Wal-Mart representative told USA Today that stores that sell a lot of Bibles will carry the new line.

The toys are produced by One2believe.

The company targets parents who would rather their children play with the faith-based toys rather toys rather than other super hero action figures, the report said.

http://www.local6.com/news/13686443/detail.html
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AzDar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:20 PM
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1. I'll get one for my 10-year-old....Jesus will be G.I. Joe's bitch in no time, I'm sure.
:rofl:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:31 PM
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2. "Mommy, why cant I dress Jesus in Barbie's clothes?"
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:38 PM
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3. Dying-For-Your-Sins Action Jesus!
With REAL Plastic Nails You Can Drive Yourself!*




*Hammer not included.




Water-Into-Wine Action Jesus!

Please take Communion responsibly.

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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:42 PM
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9. ...
:thumbsup:
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MysticalChicken Donating Member (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:38 PM
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4. Oh god. WANT.
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 02:39 PM by MysticalChicken
Despite the fact that I'm an atheist, that's just awesome, there.

Does Jesus have kung-fu grip?
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:41 PM
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7. Kung-fu grip?
Not with those nail holes in his palms, silly!

:P
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:39 PM
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5. Wonder if there is gonna be a Delilah doll?
Or an Eve? How about Jezebel, and the Whore of Babylon?

:rofl:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:40 PM
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6. Does he transform into the Holy Spirit?
Does he float in the bathtub?
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:41 PM
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8. Got mine
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:47 PM
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10. Mine is way better than those are


It has poseable arms and gliding action!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:52 PM
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11. How are the fundies going to keep their kids from playing that age-old doll game...
DOLL SEX!?!?!

"Yes, Jesus LOVES Barbie and Skipper and..."

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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:54 PM
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12. Great -- a new line of Jesus action figures
Haruka collects those things.

:eyes:
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:54 PM
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13. It looks more like a homeless Johnny Damon doll to me.
Well, from his Red Sox days, anyway.

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