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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:20 PM
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I was thinking about becoming a gigolo.
Do you think there would be a future in that? That I could make that work for me?

Gotta be more interesting than programming computers. :D
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:21 PM
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1. you'd be surprised
programming computers is much easier than programming women.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:23 PM
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6. I didn't realise programming them was part of the job.
I thought it was more of a service contract.
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:26 PM
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11. you want repeat business, don't you?
sheesh.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:21 PM
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2. Any thoughts about rates?
:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:24 PM
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8. Ahem
You, no charge, naturellement. :D

Guess I don't have much of a head for business
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:21 PM
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3. I endorse your plan!
:bounce:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:25 PM
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9. That is most encouraging.
:hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:22 PM
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4. It's a tried and true profession
I guess there are downsides to it. I can't think of any atm though.

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:25 PM
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10. I expect it probably does have its drawbacks.
Might have no takers, for one thing. :hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:30 PM
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18. What a splendid image for a monday.
Thank you!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:29 PM
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17. You'd have takers
You can't give away free samples. At least get a bushel of corn or something! :P

:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:45 PM
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30. Um, no!
What, do you not have mirrors there?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:48 PM
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33. ...
:blush:

:*
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:22 PM
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5. Yes, it might be more interesting, but...
If you have stories about horrible users/customers now... :yoiks:

Hang in there. :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:26 PM
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13. I'm just being silly.
:hug:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:34 PM
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19. I know, but I was counting my money just in case.
:P

I know, female customers only, but a guy could dream. :7
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:47 PM
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24. Well, he didn't actually say female customers only, did he?
Hmmmmmmm??????
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:48 PM
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25. Every man has his price.
:)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:50 PM
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27. And if you've seen some of the videos I've seen, that price is usually
....enough cash for a plane ticket home
....enough drink to pretend it didn't happen
....enough lesbian pr0n to make sure it does
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styersc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:23 PM
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7. I put myself through taxidermy school as a gigolo.
It was demeaning but I had a dream.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:28 PM
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15. Sit back and read that sentence again.
That is far out. :D
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:26 PM
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12. Someday they'd find my number on your telephone logs....
:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:28 PM
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16. LOL!
:hi:
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:27 PM
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20. They'll buy you things, but it's difficult to get them to go for a flat out cash...
transaction. At least in my experience.
I guess it's the same way most women don't think that cash in a envelope is an appropriate and thoughtful gift for special occassions. Seems perfectly all right to we XYers :)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:27 PM
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21. Ah, who am I kidding?
I should be paying for it myself. :)
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:29 PM
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22. We all do, brother...we all do...
:)
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:01 PM
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35. I pay myself for sex all the time, brother!
the other night, I even got myself drunk, but then felt kind of bad about it in the morning.



But I know I'll just do it again.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:30 PM
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23. I have a feeling you'ld have to work a lot of overtime
just to satisfy your DU lounge clients...

:hi:

RL
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:50 PM
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26. i'll send out the proper paperwork
you need to keep your union dues current
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:43 PM
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28. Hmm, looks good to me:


;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:47 PM
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32. Have you been working on that since I posted this thread?
:rofl:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:58 PM
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34. Nah, just a few minutes ago.
I'm working on some design stuff and had all the stuff open anyways. ;)

:pals:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:44 PM
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29. I bet ya could...
And of course it'd be more interesting... just think of all the exotic STDs you've never even heard of!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:46 PM
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31. Aha.
Now there is a drawback. :)
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 05:05 PM
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36. Republican women might pay for it
Seems to be a trend in that party.

Check them out ... maybe they have a web site

ann coulter dot com or something like that

Best of luck in your new career!

:rofl: :hi:
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