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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:10 PM
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Woman Thrown Off Bus For Being Too Sexy (Driver Distracted By Her Cleavage)
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070716/od_nm/germany_sexy_... ;_ylt=AghCXky.yKNHZmOXMS9Ixi3MWM0F
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:17 PM
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1. She's too sexy for her tits
her titty, titty,

titty tits :)
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:38 PM
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9. you did NOT go there!!!
:rofl:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:48 PM
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15. bwahahahahaha
:hi:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:20 PM
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2. This thread is uselss without pictures.
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 01:20 PM by texas1928
We need pictures. To see if she is or not.
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:21 PM
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4. Posted at the same time!!!
Perverts think alike apparently...
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:43 PM
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12. Ask, and ye shall receive
unfortunately, not exactly what we wanted...

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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:01 PM
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48. She's cute.
Looks like fun.
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:20 PM
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3. Sorry but this story as useless without pictures....
...How can we possibly be able to grasp the fully devasting impact of this young woman's knockers if there are NO PICTURES?????
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:22 PM
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6. That would be Grosse
:bounce:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:24 PM
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7. agreed!!! nt
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:21 PM
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5. She must have been wearing her Bus T
:bounce:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:36 PM
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8. "I'm... too sexy for the bus, too sexy for the bus..."
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:40 PM
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10. bus drivers tell me all the time to sit someplace else.
but that's usually cause i'm trying to sit in their lap.

i guess men just can't help themselves.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:41 PM
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11. Here is a pic of her
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:44 PM
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13. Cleavage or not she is one hot cutie...
....Oh be still my (dirty old man's) heart...
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:44 PM
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14. eh. I'll assume she has one hell of a rack
:P
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tonkatoy57 Donating Member (443 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:06 PM
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17. Your honor...
as the young lady's attorney's, we'll stipulate she has gewaltig bruste. No brustimplantet for her. My esteemed law partner expecially likes a bit of the old das stillen.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:01 PM
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16. he wanted to throw HER off the bus????
hell, I would have thrown everyone else off!! :evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:07 PM
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18. I'd love to read your insurance report
after you drive your bus into a tree because you were too busy staring at your passenger's knockers. :D
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:25 PM
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22. hey, I can multitask!!
:evilgrin:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:16 PM
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19. Can someone grab the photos of her and put 'em in photobucket? I'm being blocked.
I can't get Bild online in the coffee shop - they have it blocked, the fuckers.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:31 PM
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25. Here you go
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:34 PM
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26. No, I need them posted from some other website.
Like photobucket.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:41 PM
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30. Here is the pic in Imageshack
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:55 PM
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32. Yes, but I can't get that, either.
Sorry! I should have more explicit last time that I can neither Bild, nor from imageshack (though I have no idea why the latter would be blocked...)

Fuckin' coffee shop.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:59 PM
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33. How about photobucket?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:30 PM
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40. That works! HUBBA HUBBA!!!
I wouldn't kick her off MY bus!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:17 PM
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20. I'm sorry, Miss, but you'll have to sit on the dash-board.
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 02:17 PM by Deep13
Well, that's what I would have said. "If you want to ride tomorrow, I'm afraid you will need to bring a few friends with you dressed the same way."

What an asshole! "I'm sorry but I have no control over where my head points. My nose is like a cleavage-seeking missile."
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:18 PM
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21. wonder if she is a SchtopEmFromFloppin catalogue model?
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:27 PM
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24. SchtopEmFromFloppin
:rofl:

RL
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:27 PM
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23. Bild story translated by Babelfish
Debora C has the most beautiful Dekollet of the Bodensee! The deep cutout of the shop assistant (20) made a bus driver even traffic unable. Bosom shock in the regular bus!

When Debora entered in the morning out Lin dau at nine o'clock into the buslinie 1, she carried her deeply cut out Shirt, which stresses her Dekollet so marvelously.

Actually the driver could itself have been pleased. He did not do however...

Debora: "sudden stopped it the bus, opened the doors and schnaubte loosely: , your cutout irritates me, if I look into the rear view mirror. There I cannot concentrate no more on traffic. If they do not convert themselves, I throw them raus`."

Perplex sat down the young woman on another bank. Debora furiously: "it disgraced and as Schlampe represented me in the full bus!"

The bus enterprise against it gives its embarrassingly affected driver quite.

After Paragraf sex - pardon, six - the transport regulations may not "a driving order by diverson security endanger".

A speaker: "around it the driver is authorized to appropriate instructions to passengers. It acted correctly."

Risk Dekollet - pain does.


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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:35 PM
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27. "Bosom shock in the regular bus!"
:rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:36 PM
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28. It made a bus driver even traffic unable.
:o
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:41 PM
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29. I rather enjoyed this bit:
"If they do not convert themselves, I throw them raus`."




CONVERT thy breasts, wicked harlot!

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:31 PM
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41. Ooooh! There's going to be a conversion!!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 04:00 PM
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47. A conversion! A conversion!
And then, the orally men!









'E means O'Reilly men!

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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:50 PM
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44. gmta
I was thinking "new sig line"...
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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:31 PM
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42. Bosom shock! LOL!
:rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:43 PM
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31. If she was breastfeeding the passsengers would have thrown her off.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:01 PM
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34. That's odd
My girls were no where near Germany.

:shrug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:28 PM
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37. He wouldn't have asked you to get off.
;)
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:55 PM
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46. LoL
That's because my cleavage is not distracting! LOL.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:22 PM
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35. See the danger boobs pose to society?


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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:24 PM
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36. Was Priyanka in Germany?
:hide:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:29 PM
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38. Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands
The bad girl from "Men in Black 2"

I think this German girl might have the right set.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:30 PM
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39. Wonder if she's the hottie from the RGX commercials?
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Dr_Funkenstein Donating Member (128 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:45 PM
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43. Better Yet...
I'm fascinated by the women that dress like strippers, then act 'put-out' when you look at their ass. I, on the other hand, enjoy it when women stare at me...no doubt because I'm...probably the reason they are involved with someone else...that is my visual opposite.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 03:51 PM
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45. What'd she do, stand next to him and jiggle like jello for a while?!
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