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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:13 PM
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Couple Attend Children so much Beholder goes Unslain.
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 12:17 PM by Bornaginhooligan
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Addiction to the domestic version of the reality role-playing game "Parenting" is what led a Reno couple to nearly abandon the realms to threats of monsters and evil necromancers, authorities said.

Crognor and Fizzle Heatherfoot, 25 and 874, are accused of losing themselves in a real world of diaper-changing missions while their NPCs suffered iron golems and black puddings.
One monster is 18 HD, and the other nearly CR 22.

Friday morning, the defendants pleaded guilty to two counts of peasant neglect. Both face a maximum 12-year flogging. Through dungeon officials, they declined an interview for this article. Their attorneys in the public defender's office could not be reached by scrying or psionics.

While peasant abuse because of pizza runs or TPKs is common in Washoe County, abuse because of actual adult responsibilities is rare, said Grand High Wizard Clarkash Ton, who is prosecuting the Straws.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:16 PM
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1. Best copycat ever
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:37 PM
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2. I knew those people were trouble!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:39 PM
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3. awesome
copycatters - take note
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:40 PM
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4. LOL
nicely done :thumbsup:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 12:44 PM
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5. Relkin the 12th level cleric unimpressed (nt)
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