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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:15 AM
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This morning, my hand fell off. Should I worry?
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 10:16 AM by firefox_fan
Please advise.

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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:17 AM
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1. Nah, unless it's your dominant hand.
You'd be surprised at how well you can adapt.

Of course, that hand doesn't look like it "fell off." Somebody's got some "splaining" to do.
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:18 AM
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2. Well, I was cutting a slice of ham with a chainsaw and....
Edited on Mon Jul-16-07 10:19 AM by firefox_fan
suddenly it was gone! Should not talk on the cell when doing these things.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:21 AM
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3. What the hell is the matter with you, dude?
Ham is loaded with fat and sodium. That stuff'll kill you.
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:22 AM
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5. I usually deep fry it!
And then spread some butter over it.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:21 AM
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4. I have tremors
should I worry?
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:22 AM
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6. I'd be more concerned about my body being made of cheap latex in the first place, personally.
That can't be healthy!
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:24 AM
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7. I usually eat the plastic wrap around the ham....
It has a nice crispy texture and it picks up the ham's flavor. Perhaps that contributed to my beautiful skin.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 10:25 AM
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8. Don't worry just yet.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:38 AM
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9. It won't be a problem until you want to...you know...
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:40 AM
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10. ..Wave my hand?... I know, that would be a problem.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:44 AM
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11. Yeah, that might be hard too.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 11:46 AM
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12. Sorry, no medical advice here on DU
Somebody ought to alert the mods.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:15 PM
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13. As long as you're using Firefox it should heal right up.
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:28 PM
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14. Wow. I used the new "Reattach" Firefox plugin and it works!
Thanks for suggesting that!
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 01:56 PM
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15. Only if it fell into the toilet and you're afraid to try to flush.
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Throwing Stones Donating Member (730 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:27 PM
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16. If that's the case, may I suggest a way to pass the time


you can still dance, right?
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:44 PM
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17. that's why you have two, a spare one in case one falls off.
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firefox_fan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 02:49 PM
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18. God thought of everything!
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