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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 07:49 AM
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Wife Catches Husband Cheating - Slices Off His Penis - He Rushes To Hospital - Forgets Penis At Home
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A young Thai man lost his penis to his knife-wielding wife and then forgot to bring his severed member with him to hospital, fatefully delaying a reattachment operation, news reports said on Monday.

Sornlam Yotbanya (24) had a heated argument with his wife, Rungnapha Pongalee (32), on Sunday night about his mistress. He went to bed and was rudely awoken hours later when his wife sliced off his member, reported ITV.

In Sornlam's haste to get to Bangramrung hospital in Chonburi, 60km south-east of Bangkok, he left his penis behind in his bedroom. Bangramrung hospital dispatched a nurse to retrieve the severed member for a reattachment operation. Although the nurse packed the penis in ice, too many of the cells had died by the time it was delivered to hospital, killing all hopes of a revival.

Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place.

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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:10 AM
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1. Along with his other problems, he's unlikely to be hired
by Fed-Ex or UPS.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:38 AM
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2. Well, I've always said that I'd forget my head if it were not attached to my neck...
:shrug:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:59 AM
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5. So did he, apparently.
(forgot his "head") Sorry, I tried to resist the bad pun, really I did, but... :rofl:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:06 AM
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6. yeah, after I hit "enter" I had a feeling someone would jump on that
:thumbsup:

works for me.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:43 AM
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3. "Thai hospitals...have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment"
Is this a big enough problem that a hospital is famous for it?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 08:52 AM
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4. A lot of that going on in Thailand?
:wow:
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:53 AM
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9. well if a lot of men are keeping other women...it may be necessary
:evilgrin:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:26 AM
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7. Bangkok would be expected to have a highly successful penis reattachment hospital.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-16-07 09:49 AM
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8. *snort*
:rofl:
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